'Goannae No Dae That!': The best of the best of those cracking Scottish sayings!
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'Away an' bile yer heid an' mak silly soup!’
That wan’s in everything but the Co-operative windae!’
’If ah had your money ah wid burn ma ain’
’Ye’ve goat a heid oan ye like a stair-heid’
’The gemme’s a bogie’
’Yer cruisin’ fur a bruisin’’
’Ah’m that hungry ah could eat a scabbie-heided horse’
’Castor oil cures everythin’ but a widden leg’
’Wan minute yer a peacock an’ the next yer a feather duster’
’Yer talkin’ mince withoot a tattie in sight’
’Lang may yer lum reek, an’ may a wee moose never leave yer kitchen press wi’ a tear in its ee’
’Yer herr’s mingin’, hingin’ an’ clingin’’
From the infallible wisdom of the Glesca Granny, to the hilarious patter of larger-than-life conductress Big Aggie MacDonald, Allan Morrison has a sharp eye and a silver tongue when it comes to observational humour.SCOTLAND ON SUNDAY on Haud Ma Chips, Ah’ve Drapped the Wean!
Allan Morrison
Allan Morrison is a prolific author whose previous books include Goanae No Dae That, Last Tram Tae Auchenshuggle, Haud ma Chips Ah’ve Drapped the Wean, Naw First Minister, Haud that Bus and Should’ve Gone Tae Specsavers, Ref! His media appearances include The One Show, The Riverside Show, Out of Doors and Good Morning Scotland. He is involved in charity work and after-dinner speaking, and is a member of his local Rotary club. Allan enjoys hill-walking, sport and travel, and is a keen football supporter. He and his wife live in the west of Scotland, and he is the proud grandfather of four grandchildren.
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