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    Even the Lies are True

    By Harry Morris

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    About this ebook

    The hilarious adventures of Harry the Polis, the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories. Harry the Polis is based on the true life stories of Harry Morris, who spent twenty-nine years with Strathclyde Police. Even the Lies are True! Is packed with funny stories to make you laugh out loud. There's speed camera excuses, the case of the German knockers, problems with a pie and bean diet and a very close encounter with a woman nicknamed 'The Heilan Coo'. And they're all true, honest!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBlack & White Publishing
    Release dateFeb 21, 2013
    ISBN9781845026240
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