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    Totes Ridictionary
    Ebook102 pages43 minutes

    Totes Ridictionary

    By Balthazar Cohen

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    The Totes Ridictionary will help you survive life in a world where textmessage abbreviations and Twitter slang are dancing on the grave of the Oxford New English Dictionary. Everywhere you look – in emails, tweets, Facebook posts, text messages, blogs and even real-life conversations – words like'totes', 'amazeballs', 'obvs', 'adorbs' and 'ridic' are taking over. You've heard it, now understand it. Packed with 'hilar' illustrations and a satirical glossary that'll help you sort the 'jel' from the 'awks', The Totes Ridictionary takes a totally ridiculous look at what happens when language and technology collide.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPlexus Publishing Ltd.
    Release dateJul 1, 2014
    ISBN9780859658898
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    • 2/5
      Balthazar Cohen's level of being lost is found in this book, where he makes fun of Nicole Scherzinger for being a "linguistic trailblazer" while having himself produced this fairly humourless book where the major spoiler, the one to actually save you money, is on the contents page: "everything's abbreviated". Also, the cheap fonts that permeate this book even make hellaciously unfunny "memes" at the end even more unfunny than if they would have kept the classic Impact font.