A Girl Walks into a wedding: A choose your own erotic destiny novel
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Helena S. Paige
Helena S. Paige is the pseudonym of authors Helen Moffett, Sarah Lotz, and Paige Nick. Helen Moffett wears many hats: freelance writer, editor, researcher, academic, poet, and flamenco fan. Sarah Lotz is a screenwriter and novelist with a fondness for fake names. She writes urban horror novels as S. L. Grey and coauthors a pulp fiction zombie series under the name Lily Herne with her daughter. Paige Nick is an author and award-winning advertising copywriter and writes a weekly humorous dating column for the Sunday Times (Johannesburg).
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