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    Goodbye Sleep: All the Advice I Wish I Got Before Having a Baby

    By Samuel Kaplan

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    About this ebook

    This charming, illustrated guide delivers all the invaluable advice parents-to-be will need, told through hilarious situations that new parents will find all too familiar.

    You’re becoming a parent—
    It’s gonna be tremendous!
    Follow this book’s advice to be super stupendous!
    What to expect from birth to age one,
    Learn why parenting is the MOST fun.

    Where and when to take naps,
    How to deal with baby craps.

    What on earth should Daddy do?
    How to manage Baby’s first flu.

    Changing diapers and burping techniques,
    And many more ways to say, “Goodbye Sleep!”

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherUlysses Press
    Release dateAug 29, 2017
    ISBN9781612437347
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    Goodbye Sleep: All the Advice I Wish I Got Before Having a Baby
    Author

    Samuel Kaplan

    Samuel “Fact” Kaplan is an author, psychologist, and humorist based in Oakland, California. As a psychologist, he works with families and kids with disabilities, using humor, art, music, and games to create connections and help kids heal from complex traumas. He is the coauthor of the books Goodnight Dorm Room, Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year, and The MANual. Samuel is very fast. His speed is comparable to that of a shark crossed with a baby tuna that is also being chased by the aforementioned shark. 

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