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Kids are the Funniest!
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Kids really do say the funniest things! Whether they’re your own, a friend’s or those of a complete stranger that you just happen to pass in the supermarket, it’s likely you’ll be privy to many a memorable quip (when they’re not balling their eyes out for no good reason that is!) Showcased within are all the witty, strange and altogether hilarious things that emanate from those loveable sprogs.
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