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The 12 Step Program
The 12 Step Program
The 12 Step Program
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The 12 Step Program

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Going a month without a man or a date was probably an impossible task for serial romantic Lucy Adams. She’d made a habit of falling in and out of bad relationships that always started with her finding the man of her dreams and ended with her kicking him to the curb.

After her latest breakup, her best friend and neighbor Tom Henson bets her she can’t go thirty days without a date. With a nickname like Love ’em and Leave ’em Lucy, the odds were stacked against her. Still, she’s up for the challenge, and the chance to rub Tom’s nose in it when she wins. Nothing like a friendly wager between friends to make things interesting. But when the game changes, all bets are off...

Warning: Strong language

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Release dateJul 25, 2017
ISBN9781940695969
The 12 Step Program
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Kim Bowman

If you ask bestselling author Kim Bowman's husband, he'd say she spends her days emailing her cyber best friend and writing partner, Kay Springsteen, drinking Coke, and eating white chocolate Reese's. And while that might be true, she also chases their four-year-old son Cage around, thinks about the housework she should be doing, and brainstorms her next favorite book. She's had the writing bug since she was a teenager and is happy to now live her dream of being a full-time author, thanks to her wonderful husband, Tony.

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  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    This would be a nice summer beach read. The characters were fun and likable, but fairly one-dimensional. I do wish they'd been fleshed out a little bit more.
  • Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
    2/5
    Special Note: I received an ARC (Advanced Reader's Copy) in exchange for a review.The synopsis is fantastic. Wow. What an idea! Using the 12 steps platform and applying it to the world of dating. It sounds both unusual and intriguing at the same time. After reading the book, I was terribly disappointed with the amount of drinking and constant use of foul language. While l liked the chemistry and strong interaction between Lucy and the attractive neighbor, I just think it's hard to imagine someone would be THAT clueless to realize that he's head-over-heels in love with her for so long. The potential to make this book even better is there. But I definitely will not re-read it.
  • Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
    2/5
    I admit, after reading the blurb I realized perfectly well that this was probably going to be a very typical love story. But we all know that novels like this can still be enjoyable or even surprise us.If I have to be honest.. This one didn't do that. Yes, I loved the story in general, but I didn't like the MC at all. Lucy has her issues, obviously, but for some reason she feels very detached, rude about herself and that ruined the novel.There were moments that I thought "Yes! This is getting better!" and then Lucy would think something and ruin it all over again. It was frustrating to say the least.Apart from that I was missing the tension between Lucy and Tom. When reading a novel like this, I want to feel like they're dancing around each other but not quite connecting completely. This? This was a case of two different songs, two different dances in the same room.The 12 Step Program had potential, but I just didn't enjoy it like I expected to. It was okay, but nothing more than that. A fun novel to just pass the time and get me frustrated once in a while.2 / 5!KathyI received a free ecopy of this novel through LibraryThing. I am not being compensated for this in any way. All opinions are entirely my own.
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    3/5
    Fair warning: If you like a HEA, be aware that there isn't one in this book! Instead, there is a cliffhanger and the set up for the next book. It took me a while to warm up to the heroine, Lucy. She is the least self aware character I've read in recent memory. By page six, its clear that she is very sexually attracted to her "platonic" pal Tom. It took her a really long time to figure out that she had feelings for him! Lucy may bot be the sharpest tool in the shed. However, I was fiercely rooting for her and Tom by the end of the book. The premise is engaging and the characters are amusing, if a bit frustrating. I will definitely look for the next book to see where the story takes Tom and Lucy.Thank you to EsKape Press for the Advanced Reader's Copy.
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    3/5
    A quick and simple read. Light easy and nothing surprising. Well actually that is not true. It stops on a cliffhanger which wasn't to my liking. This story definitely has more in it.

    I liked the characters - simple and clear and easy to relate to. I thought the style was breezy and easy and the relationship to the 12 step program was well handled.
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    3/5
    Fair warning: If you like a HEA, be aware that there isn't one in this book! Instead, there is a cliffhanger and the set up for the next book. It took me a while to warm up to the heroine, Lucy. She is the least self aware character I've read in recent memory. By page six, its clear that she is very sexually attracted to her "platonic" pal Tom. It took her a really long time to figure out that she had feelings for him! Lucy may bot be the sharpest tool in the shed. However, I was fiercely rooting for her and Tom by the end of the book. The premise is engaging and the characters are amusing, if a bit frustrating. I will definitely look for the next book to see where the story takes Tom and Lucy.Thank you to EsKape Press for the Advanced Reader's Copy.

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The 12 Step Program - Kim Bowman

The 12 Step Program

by Kay Springsteen and Kim Bowman

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Chapter One

Breakups, beer, bragging, and bets.

Hey, scoot over, I whispered as I lifted the soft cotton blanket and slid into bed.

Tom Henson, sexy cop by day, my next-door neighbor and best friend by night, grumbled as he moved over to make room for me. Thank God for the balcony patio that joined our second-floor apartments in the converted beach house. So much easier than pounding on his door and waking him.

It’s two in the morning. You do realize I have to be up at five-thirty. More grumbling. Still, he swung his arm over me like it was the most natural thing in the world for me to be crawling into bed with him in the middle of the night. Well, I guess I had done it more times than I cared to admit.

I know. I’m sorry. I… kicked Craig to the curb.

That seemed to grab his attention. For a split second, he tensed, then he blew out a long breath. Aw, Luce. What happened?

Apparently Helen Foster gives good head.

Uh… I don’t know what to say to that.

I sighed. "My nursing leadership class got canceled at the last minute today. Craig’s been whining and complaining about all the hours I spend at work and school and that we haven’t been spending a lot of time together. So I thought I’d surprise him and meet him for lunch, maybe talk him into taking the rest of the day off. Instead, I got the surprise. I found him with his ass plastered against the window of his compact screwing his assistant."

Holy shit. The bastard.

Yeah. Only I called him a maggot-eating fuck face.

Tom gave a sleepy chuckle. That’s one for the books.

How did his breath smell so good at two in the morning?

A tear escaped, and it occurred to me that I hadn’t cried yet. My relationship of nearly a year with the man I thought I’d spend the rest of my life with had just met a sudden, shocking death, and I hadn’t cried until now.

With the first sniffle I let out, Tom had me wrapped in his arms protectively. I’m sorry.

I’m the one who should be apologizing to you for crawling in bed with you at this ungodly hour, not that you seemed at all surprised I showed up.

He kissed the top of my head. Babe, these walls are pretty thick, but even they couldn’t contain the screaming and throwing of things going on in your apartment. Hell, I expected you an hour ago.

I jabbed him in the side. Jerk.

Umph… That boney elbow is lethal. Don’t you know you could get in trouble for assaulting an officer?

I snuggled closer to him. Good thing you love me.

There were advantages to having your best friend living next door. The fact that he was hot was a definite perk.

Yeah, yeah. Go to sleep. Some of us have to work at the butt crack of dawn.

Tom… Craig is coming back to get his stuff. I really don’t wanna deal with him…

I’ll be home at four. Have him come by then.

Thank you, I whispered as I closed my eyes and drifted off.

~~~~

I awoke to the sound of the shower running. The gray light of dawn filtered through the open window, then the room fell into darkness only to lighten again as the salty Atlantic breeze straight off the beach teased the dark blue drapes, lending the illusion that dawn was turning on then off then on again. A wave of giddiness followed the thought, and I suppressed a giggle.

But then a twinge of guilt gnawed at me for waking Tom up and robbing him of a full night’s sleep. He really was an amazing guy. I counted myself lucky that he put up with all of my crap and was always there for me. Not for the first time I wondered why all men couldn’t be like Tom Henson. Why some woman hadn’t snagged him up years ago was a mystery.

Secretly — okay, selfishly — I was glad Tom was unattached. It was a comfort having him a few feet away if I needed him. I highly doubted any woman in his life would be on board with me showing up all hours of the night.

The shower shut off, and a few minutes later, the bathroom door opened. Tom strolled out, his dark wavy hair damp and a towel wrapped around his waist — very, very low on his waist. Forget six-pack. The man had an eight-pack. My vagina did a somersault. Damn, did I ever want that towel to come loose and fall to the floor.

I squeezed my legs together — down, girl — and rolled onto my stomach. Geez, try to be a little quieter. Some of us are trying to sleep.

I’m sorry, princess. Forgive me. Would her majesty like scrambled eggs, toast, bacon, sausage, hash browns, and pancakes for breakfast?

Yes, please. And also waffles. And fresh squeezed orange juice. And coffee. All the coffee. And I’d like it served in bed. I yawned, stretched, and rolled onto my side.

I’ll get right on that, Tom said as he buttoned up his shirt.

So basically if I want breakfast I’m stuck with stale cereal and out-of-date milk?

He walked over and ruffled my hair. You got it. He tugged on one of my blond strands gently before heading out of the bedroom. Don’t forget to shut the patio door before you leave. Last time you left it open, and I came home and found Mrs. Gussini’s cat sleeping on my pillow. I’ll see you at four.

I sighed. Tom definitely fell into the love-to-watch-you-leave category. Seriously, it was no hardship having a hot male best friend. No, it was not.

I sat up and threw the blanket off, my body yelling for more sleep, my mind working overtime making a list of all the stuff Craig the Cheat had in my apartment. Best if I gathered it all before I headed off to my nursing theory class. There was no way I’d have time between it and statistics class to come back and gather up the dirt bag’s crap.

God, had I done this breakup thing so many times that I didn’t even mourn the loss anymore? Talk about depressing. Why couldn’t I find a decent guy for once?

Unfortunately, Professor Gibson wouldn’t hold class for me to reflect on my crappy taste in men. Which meant I had to get moving if I wanted to make it by nine.

~~~~

The only thing worse than a cheating ex-boyfriend was a refuse-to-accept-this-is-the-end ex-boyfriend who makes a spectacle of himself on your doorstep.

It had started when I texted him to be at my apartment at four to pick up his shit. He called and left rambling messages about how much he loved me and how sorry he was. When he wasn’t apologizing, he was telling me how it was my fault he cheated and if I’d been the girlfriend I should have been, he never would have gone elsewhere. Five voice messages and twelve text messages later, his compact screeched to a halt outside my apartment building, and he started screaming that he wasn’t leaving until I talked to him.

To say I panicked would be an understatement. It was only a little before three. Craig had shown up early. On purpose, no doubt. He knew what time I got out of class on Fridays.

I shot off a text to Tom. Craig’s here pounding on my door, and he isn’t planning to leave me alone. What should I do?

His response was quick and direct. Keep your door locked.

Five minutes later Crazy Craig’s pounding stopped, and I heard angry voices in the hall.

I couldn’t see shit through the peephole, so I cracked the door.

Tom stood on the landing, backed up to my door. His partner, Steve Mathews, stood halfway up the stairs. The fact that I knew these guys didn’t lessen the effect of having cops in uniform outside my door. Suddenly, things seemed a little too real, and I began to tremble. What had been an unseemly inconvenience had become what could not officially be called a domestic incident. Ugh. Craig, why couldn’t you have gone out with a little class?

I couldn’t hear what Tom was saying except for a few words here and there, like, trespassing, and, off the premises. His tone was stern and no-nonsense, and I could see Craig wilting.

Good.

Go wait at your car, ordered Tom.

But my stuff is—

Wait at your car. How did his voice stay so steady? I could tell from the set of his shoulders he wanted to tear Craig apart.

Muttering, Craig followed Steve down the stairs.

I backed up to let Tom inside my apartment. Chewing on my lower lip, I silently pointed at the two boxes of crap I’d packed up and left next to the door.

This it? asked Tom.

Yes.

He stooped and lifted them with ease then carried them downstairs. In less than three minutes, Tom returned and informed me that he’d told my ex-douchbag not to ever come to my apartment again uninvited.

You gonna be okay? he asked softly.

I’m fine. At least I would be.

Go over to my place. He stepped into the hall and unlocked his door. I have to report to shift change, then I’m off and you can buy me a beer at Harry’s to thank me.

He didn’t have to ask me twice. I was more than happy to kick back and channel surf until he got home. He paid extra for all the premium channels. And when he did get home, he came bearing pizza, which didn’t take us long to scarf down, and then we headed to Harry’s for a little decompression.

Harry’s Hangover Hut sat at the end of the boardwalk, which had quickly made it our favorite bar since it was within walking distance. Most of the booths had a great view of the beach. Or if you preferred, you could sit outside at a picnic table with your feet in the sand. It was the place Tom and I went when it was just the two of us. It wasn’t so loud that you had to yell to be heard, and it wasn’t so quiet you had to whisper to keep people from eavesdropping. Most of the patrons were regulars who were there to watch TV — more specifically, sports. So it was usually pretty relaxed. And after the last two days, I definitely needed some relaxation.

Tom and I said hi to the people we knew when we walked in. Crystal, Harry’s wife, waved to us and motioned to the empty booth at the opposite end of the bar. The place was still quiet for a Friday night, which suited me just fine.

God love Crystal. She was setting mugs of beer on the table before we’d settled into the booth.

That’ll be seven dollars, unless you want me to start a tab.

Tom handed her a ten. Keep the change, and start a tab.

So much for me buying him a beer. Not that I thought he really would let me pay.

Crystal tucked the money into her apron pocket. Can I get you two anything else?

Thanks. We’re good for now, I said, smiling.

Halfway through my second mug of honeyed microbrew, I made eye contact with a guy at the bar. He flicked a glance over me and smiled but then quickly looked away. From the corner of my eye, I caught his gaze returning to me a few times, but it was always fleeting, as though he was afraid I’d notice. I looked over at Tom, who was staring through the open window toward the beach.

Not that I needed his approval or anything, but...

Do you know the guy at the end of the bar wearing a green polo? The blond? I’ve seen him in here a few times. He’s kinda cute. I think I’ll ask him out.

Tom rolled his eyes. Oh boy. Here we go again. He grabbed his beer from the table and chugged.

I stiffened, more than a little offended by his attitude. What’s that supposed to mean?

He set the mug down with a thunk, annoyance radiating from his eyes as he looked at me. "It means Craig’s side of the bed is barely cold and you’re already looking for his replacement. If you need to get laid, go for it. But you should probably try to not bring home any more strays for a while. Just take him out back and screw his brains out."

My mouth fell open, and I could do no more than stare at him. Had he seriously just said such a crass thing?

His eyes softened and took on a confused gleam. What?

Was he joking? I sat up straight and put my elbows on the table, leaning as close to him as I could. First of all, gross! Like, really, really gross. As in, I can’t believe you just said that. Second of all, I think I’ll leave the boinking out back to Screw ’em and Shoo ’em Tom. I lifted my beer and took a drink.

You’re right. Being Love ’em and Leave ’em Lucy is working out so well for you.

I choked and spit beer all over my arm. Some of it came out my nose, and it burned like fire. I slammed down my mug and snatched a couple of napkins from the dispenser to wipe off my face and arm. Excuse me? Love ’em and Leave ’em Lucy? I’m not Love ’em and Leave ’em Lucy. That isn’t even close. I all but stomped my foot when I said it.

His eyebrows shot up as if he was saying, Yes you are and you know it.

My next breath stalled in my lungs. Was I Love ’em and Leave ’em Lucy? How many boyfriends had I gone through since kicking my high school sweetheart Mark Titus to the curb four years ago? The best thing to have come out of that relationship was that the apartment Mark and I shared was just a few patio steps away from Tom’s. Tom had quickly moved from hot neighbor to one of my best friends. He’d thankfully let me crash in his bed and study in his apartment while he was at work, since my juvenile boyfriend spent most days playing video games and eating junk food with his homies.

Look, it’s cute. You’re a hopeless romantic. You honestly believe the only way to find your prince is by kissing a bunch of ugly ass frogs. But if you keep kissing frogs at the rate you’re going, you’re gonna end up with a bunch of damn warts.

Ewww. Nice visual. I shuddered. "And what a male chauvinist you are. I guarantee you’ve slept with more women in the four years I’ve known you than I’ve even thought about dating."

He scratched his chin, appearing deep in thought. You know… I always wondered why my average went down after I met you. Now I know you were stealing some of my prospects.

At least I wasn’t taking a drink this time. Did you— I sputtered and set down my mug so I wouldn’t be tempted to throw it at him. That would just be a waste of good beer. Did you just accuse me of sleeping with women?

His eyes twinkled over the rim of his mug as he took a slow sip. Depends… did you just admit you’ve thought of dating women? A dreamy expression crossed his face. That’s quite a picture… you and some of the women I’ve banged. Maybe I should give them your number when I send them home.

Do it and die. I smiled and picked up the mug again. To clarify, for the feeble-minded, in the four years I've known you, the list of men I've dated is way shorter than the list of women you've slept with.

He straightened and puffed out his chest. Why thank you very much.

It wasn’t a compliment. It’s bullshit that you think it’s okay for you to play the field but horrible for me—

That’s just it. I play the field. I make no promises to the women I… date—

I let out a dramatic snort. Man whore.

Tom scowled at me. Anyway… I might—

If I slept around as much as you do I’d be the slut of Ocean City. You know it, and I know it. But you do it and you’re a god. If that isn’t a double standard, I don’t know what is. I’d worked myself into quite a snit. Tom’s high and mighty attitude had upset me ten times more than finding Craig doing the nasty with Helen the Ho.

He held his hands up in surrender. "Fair enough. And I’m not judging you. Or calling you a slut. Far from it. And you know that."

I drew my forehead up in a petulant frown, still irritated. But I did know that. Tom respected me, and I’d never seen him be anything but a gentleman to women. If anything, women threw themselves at Tom constantly. It was disgusting, really. But he usually found nice ways to let them down.

Still, I wasn’t ready to let him off the hook yet. So I slumped in the booth seat and sulked.

Aw, Luce, don’t be mad. I just worry about you. I hate seeing you get your heart broken. Tom ran his thumb along the rim of his mug.

I reached for his hand, squeezed it, and with as sincere a voice as I could muster said, And I hate seeing you get the itch.

His cheeks turned an adorable shade of red. He deserved it.

All right. Point taken. It’s none of my business. Tom waved in the direction of the blond at the bar. Go pick up frog number… what is it, one thousand twenty-seven?

I narrowed my eyes at him. Very funny. I haven’t had that many boyfriends. At least I didn’t think I had. I believe you’re confusing me with the number of bimbos you’ve banged. I smiled sweetly at him.

Tom grabbed his chest like he was having a heart attack. Ouch, ouch. You wound me. I assure you my number is much higher.

The man was infuriating. Ugh. Men really are pigs. If I had any sense, I’d steer clear of all of you.

He actually had the nerve to laugh at me. Good one, Luce. Like you could go longer than a day without a man. He downed the rest of his beer.

Before I could come back with a snappy response, a waitress arrived with a fresh beer for Tom. A woman I’d never seen before. She must have been new. She had very dark hair worn in a bouncy short cut and wide hazel eyes. And surely those boobs weren’t real. Funny, I didn’t recall him signaling to her for another round or her asking him if he needed one. She bent over so low as she set the mug down that her boobs almost spilled out the top of her T-shirt. Probably would have if they hadn’t been fake. Sickening.

Anything else, honey? she asked in a husky come-and-get-me voice, leaning in closer to him.

My friend here is ready for another beer, too. Tom half-ass pointed at me but continued to ogle the waitress’s rack.

The waitress jerked up and had the nerve to look down her nose at me. The bitch! And what was with eyeing Tom like she wanted to have him for a midnight snack?

What are you drinking? slutty bitch asked in a dry, bored tone.

The same thing he’s drinking. Did I really trust her not to spit in my beer? The thought made me panic big time. Being a nurse made me super seriously more freaked out about germs. Best to make sure I didn’t get any cooties from the slutty bitch, so I reached across the table and snatched the mug she’d set in front of Tom. I’ll just take his, and you can bring him one.

The waitress wheeled and stormed back to the bar. Yep, she would definitely have put something extra in my beer.

Do I even want to know why you did that? Tom asked, amusement dancing across his face.

I’m thirsty.

Yeah, right.

Slutty bitch waitress returned with Tom’s beer. She set it down slowly, again leaning in as she did it. Here you go, cutie. Let me know if you need anything else.

Thank you. Tom gave her one of his dazzling killer smiles and winked.

Annoyance washed over me when they just continued to stare at each other. So I kicked Tom under the table. Childish but effective. He swore and shot daggers at me with his eyes.

I ignored him and addressed slutty bitch. We’ll let you know if we need anything else.

Yep, I was done drinking for the night.

What was that for? Tom snapped once the waitress was out of earshot.

Reflex. Sorry. I can’t control it. It acts up whenever slutty bimbo bitches are within arm’s length. I hoped I was giving him my innocent face. I can call her back if you want me to. If he did want me to, I was going to kick him between the legs.

Nah. She’s not my type.

She has boobs and is practically inviting you to take her clothes off. She’s your type.

Tom glanced toward the bar in the vicinity of slutty bitch. Good point. But she ain’t goin’ anywhere. The night’s young.

Ugh! See what I mean? You couldn’t go a day without a woman.

Tom eyed me. Speaking of, don’t let me keep you from your preppy blond at the bar. He jerked his thumb in the direction of the guy I’d been eyeing earlier. Better hurry. He turns into a frog at midnight.

And let you gloat about being right? I shook my head. No thank you.

His eyebrows shot up. "So you’re saying you haven’t already been imagining him as your next boyfriend?"

Fire. My face was on fire. I had been imagining just that about blond guy. Oh, shit. Maybe I did have a problem. No more than you’re imagining undressing our slutty waitress.

Apples and oranges, babe. Apples and oranges.

He was really starting to piss me off.

What’s that supposed to mean?

"It means I truly am thinking with my dick. The only thing I see is a way to

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