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    How to Survive University
    Ebook98 pages30 minutes

    How to Survive University

    By Mike Haskins and Clive Whichelow

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    About this ebook

    At last, no more parents! But who’s going to do your washing, and bail you out when you’re short of cash? Hmm, you’re going to need survival skills:

    • Think positively: don’t think of it as a student loan, think of it as the government’s round (every night for three years).

    • Do try to sleep well. Don’t do it during lectures.

    This mischievous little book will help you see through your university years with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSummersdale Publishers Ltd
    Release dateAug 10, 2017
    ISBN9781786853998
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    How to Survive University
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    Mike Haskins

    Mike Haskins is an author and scriptwriter. On TV and radio he has provided material for the likes of Steve Coogan, Simon Pegg, Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis and Griff Rhys Jones with whom he has worked for over 20 years. He has written over 50 books including the bestselling joke collection Man Walks Into a Bar. He lives in the north-west of England where he regularly enjoys drinks and tall tales with a group of ageing amateur cricketers.

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