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    Sports Jokes
    Sports Jokes
    Sports Jokes
    Ebook27 pages5 minutes

    Sports Jokes

    By Uncle Amon

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    Funny and Hilarious Sports Jokes for Kids!

    Laughter is the best medicine. Did you know that laughing has scientifically proven positive effects on your physical and mental health? Laughter can help fight stress, increase energy levels, bond with others and even strengthen the body's ability to fight disease! Joke telling can be very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about some of their favorite sports! Also includes cute and colorful illustrations for early and beginning readers.

    This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home!

    Jokes from this funny book...
    Q: What is a runner’s favorite subject in school?
    A: Jog-raphy!

    HAHA!

    Q: Why do golfers carry extra pants?
    A: In case they get a hole-in-one!

    LOL!

    Q: What part of a stadium is never the same?
    A: The changing rooms!

    HAHA!

    Q: What did the soccer player say to the other soccer player?
    A: I get a kick out of you!

    LOL!

    Q: What happened to the basketball player’s check?
    A: It bounced!

    HAHA!

    Q: What do cheerleaders like to drink?
    A: Root beer!

    The Funniest Sports Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)
    -Funny and hilarious sports jokes
    -Excellent for early and beginning readers
    -Lots of fun and entertainment for your child
    -Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud

    This funny joke book is full of hilarious sports jokes! These funny jokes will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about football, baseball, basketball, soccer, golf, hockey, tennis, wrestling, and lots of other sports will have you rolling on the floor laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.

    Scroll up and click 'buy' to get this hilarious joke collection!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHey Sup Bye Publishing
    Release dateAug 9, 2017
    ISBN9781370594115
    Sports Jokes
    Author

    Uncle Amon

    Uncle Amon began his career with a vision. It was to influence and create positive change in the world through children's books. Whether it be an important lesson or just creating laughs, Uncle Amon provides insightful stories that are sure to bring a smile to your face! His unique style and creativity stand out from other children's book authors, because often times he uses his life experiences to tell a tale of imagination and adventure. Uncle Amon believes in giving back to others. That's why he gives some of his books away for free. "I always shoot for the moon. And if i miss? I'll land in the stars." -Uncle Amon

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