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    200 Knock Knock Jokes
    200 Knock Knock Jokes
    200 Knock Knock Jokes
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    200 Knock Knock Jokes

    By Arnie Lightning

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    200 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids!

    2 Knock Knock Joke Books in 1

    Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean knock knock jokes for children.

    Children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with these funny knock knock jokes for kids. With silly jokes and hilarious laughs, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.

    This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.

    -200 funny knock knock jokes
    -Excellent for early and beginning readers
    -Lots of fun and entertainment for your child
    -Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud

    Funny jokes from this book...
    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Icy!
    Icy who?
    Icy you! Open this door!

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Abbey!
    Abbey who?
    Abbey stung me on my nose!

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Summer!
    Summer who?
    Summer good and summer bad!

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Alex Plane!
    Alex Plane who?
    Alex Plane all the details later!

    Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)
    This funny joke book is full of hilarious knock knock jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about food will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.

    Arnie Lightning is a children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity!

    Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHey Sup Bye Publishing
    Release dateAug 11, 2017
    ISBN9781370640669
    200 Knock Knock Jokes

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      200 Knock Knock Jokes - Arnie Lightning

      200 Knock Knock Jokes

      By Arnie Lightning

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