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    100+ Insults
    100+ Insults
    100+ Insults
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    100+ Insults

    By LOL Funny Jokes Club

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    The Funniest Insult Jokes in the World!

    Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book. Share a funny joke with a friend today!

    -100+ funny insults and jokes
    -Hilarious insults, comedy, and humor
    -Lots of funny jokes and entertainment

    With this MASSIVE collection of funny insult jokes you can make everyone laugh! This ebook full of funny insults is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book.

    Uses for funny jokes...
    -Can aid in storytelling
    -Great for conversation starters
    -Improves conversation and social skills
    -Can make others laugh, smile, and be more playful
    -Can lighten tense moods and create rapport with others

    Are you looking for funny and hilarious insult jokes?

    You’re so dumb... you thought the Harlem Shake was a drink!
    You’re so fat... you fell out of both sides of the bed!
    You’re so poor... you wash your paper plates!
    Your feet are so big your shoes need license plates!

    LOL Funny Jokes Club
    The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, dirty adult jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all!

    Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHey Sup Bye Publishing
    Release dateAug 14, 2017
    ISBN9781370207220
    100+ Insults

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    • 5/5
      These jokes are Hilarious I laugh every time I here one props to you
    • 2/5
      Dont do such harsh jokes it can hurt peoples feelings my daughter tryed it to her friend and was affended
    • 2/5
      sry i dont like it it can be beter no offenes. it so goood make more pls pls im beging

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      Hilarios I loved it sooooooooo funny. clean super funny thanks LOL joke club

      1 person found this helpful

    • 3/5
      "You're so dumb... you put stamps all over the computer to send an email!" (LOL Funny Jokes Club, "100+ Insults!: Funny Insults", Comedy, and Humor

      This book wasn't what I expected! It's basically a short book on funny insults. The insults start off with: You're so...dumb, ugly, fat, skinny, poor... Nevertheless, I think you could extract some funny out of these one-liners if you're skilled and weave them into a conversation, perhaps using self-depreciating humor. I definitely wouldn't go up to anyone I didn't know and say these funny insults...more to be used amongst friends, lest a lady anoint you on your forehead with her purse!

      Some of the funny insults I wrote down that tasted funny or caused me gas:

      You're so dumb insults...

      You're so dumb... you put stamps all over the computer to send an email!

      You're so dumb... you returned a donut because it had a hole.

      You're so dumb... you stole a free sample!

      You're so dumb... you broke your arm and scheduled a visit with Dr. Pepper!

      You're so ugly insults...

      You're so ugly... you tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!

      You're so ugly... the government moved Halloween to your birthday!

      You're so fat insults...

      You're so fat... your farts cause global warming!

      You're so fat... you fell out of both sides of the bed!

      You're so skinny insults...

      You're so skinny... you have to be blind-folded with dental floss!

      You're so skinny... you use cotton balls as pillows!

      You're so poor insults...

      You're so poor... that a burglar gave you money!

      You're so poor... you can't even pay attention!

      Other insults...

      You're so bald.. I can see what's on your mind!

      You're so lazy... you starved instead of getting up to eat!

      You're breath is so bad that I had to hold my breath when talking to you on the phone!

      Your glasses are so thick that you can see into the future!

      Your breath smells like mint.
      Mint to brush your teeth but didn't!

      1 person found this helpful

    • 5/5
      I love your books can you make more

      1 person found this helpful

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