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    151+ Dog Jokes
    151+ Dog Jokes
    151+ Dog Jokes
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    151+ Dog Jokes

    By LOL Funny Jokes Club

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    The Funniest Dog Jokes in the World!

    Did you know that laughing can have positive physical and mental effects on the body? Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book.

    Share a funny joke with a friend today!

    -151+ funny dog jokes
    -Hilarious dog and puppy puns, comedy, and humor
    -Excellent for text messages and funny status updates

    With this MASSIVE collection of funny dog jokes you can make everyone laugh! This ebook full of funny dog and puppy jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book.

    Uses for funny jokes..
    -Can aid in storytelling
    -Great for conversation starters
    -Improves conversation and social skills
    -Can make others laugh, smile, and be more playful
    -Can lighten tense moods and create rapport with others

    Are you looking for funny and hilarious dog jokes?

    Q: What do you call a litter of young dogs that have come in from the snow?
    A: Slush puppies!

    Q: What has four legs and an arm?
    A: A Rottweiler on a playground.

    Q: Which dog can tell time?
    A: A watchdog.

    Q: What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
    A: A computer with a lot of bites!

    LOL Funny Jokes Club
    The LOL Funny Jokes Club is dedicated to comedy. We'll tickle your funny bone with our side-splitting jokes and humor. Whether it's funny and hilarious one-liners, dirty adult jokes, or laugh-out-loud rib tickling knee slappers, the LOL Funny Jokes Club does it all!

    Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHey Sup Bye Publishing
    Release dateAug 14, 2017
    ISBN9781370751839
    151+ Dog Jokes

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      151+ Dog Jokes - LOL Funny Jokes Club

      Dog Jokes

      Q: What has four legs and an arm?

      A: A Rottweiler on a playground.

      Q: What kind of dog is a person’s best friend?

      A: A palmatian!

      Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sandpaper?

      A: RUFF!

      Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

      A: It stole the show!

      Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats?

      A: Bone appetite!

      Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car?

      A: Put him in the front seat.

      Q: Which dog can tell time?

      A: A watchdog.

      Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

      A: When the door is wide open.

      Q: Why did the dog cross the road?

      A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.

      Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the

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