Blood, Blood Everywhere
By Elias Zapple
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Elias Zapple
Elias Zapple was not born in 1922, as some would have you believe. His date of birth is not really relevant anyway. What is relevant is that he arose out of a tulip that was growing in some old granny's garden in Camberwell. How he got to be in a tulip is not really clear, nor is it clear how he got out of the tulip, and years later wrote the smash hit musical, 'Love, be a Stranger', which was an international flop. After that success, he went on to work as a 19th century Victorian chimney sweep, when he was inspired to write the acclaimed series of books entitled 'Duke & Michel'. It is believed the fumes from the chimneys did so much damage to Elias, that it was a miracle he ever ate a cupcake again. Later, he travelled back in time to the present, and went on a series of trips to many foreign and distant lands. During these travels, Elias met and listened to many interesting people, choosing to ignore all of them. He did, however, learn a couple of things: i) the earth is flat; and ii) you should never eat a banana when it's not ripe. Many questions are often asked by his adoring public. Are you human? How many chimpanzees can fit inside a fridge? What is that thing growing on the side of your head? To which Mr Zapple has always smiled, turned away and swum off into the sunset; having only once been bitten by an unfriendly shark. Elias Zapple continues to work towards the unification of Korea, and writing children's stories that parents will spend huge sums of money on. He wishes you all to know that every penny made from the books will go straight into his bank account, which he will then spend on a lavish, new tent.
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Blood, Blood Everywhere - Elias Zapple
Nicu – The Littlest Vampire
In
‘Blood Blood Everywhere’
Book Three
By
Elias Zapple
Copyright
© Elias Zapple, 2014
Illustrated by
Reimarie Cabalu
Disclaimer
This book is a work of fiction and any resemblance to real persons or vampires, living or dead or undead, is purely coincidental.
Dedication
For
Rascal Rabbit
Contents
Title Page
Copyright
Disclaimer
Dedication
Chapter One – Bloodthirsty
Chapter Two – Thirsty for Blood
Chapter Three – Blood Overflow
Chapter Four – Thirsty for Bloody Revenge
Chapter Five – Blood Lust
Chapter Six – Blood Brothers
Chapter Seven – Out for Blood
Chapter Eight – First Blood
Chapter Nine – Blood and Thunder
Chapter Ten – Milkshakes Are Thicker than Blood
Chapter Eleven – Blood from a Stone
Chapter Twelve – In Cold Blood
Chapter Thirteen – Blood, Sweat & Tears
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Bloodthirsty
There was a cool, crisp breeze in the night air, owls hooted, doors creaked and stars shone. Three blood-thirsty child vampires flew into the Romanian town of Biertan, or as vampires called it Cină, (which if you had read book one you’d know meant ‘dinner’). Nicu, Florin and Felix were these vampires (though at this moment they were bats), and each was very hungry as it was vampire lunchtime. The Biertan town clock struck 1 a.m.
Nicu (who normally turned into a sparrow rather than a bat) was the smallest of these three - probably due to a lack of real human blood during his formative years. He’d only just stopped drinking cow’s blood, which was the alternative to the more nutritious human blood. If he’d had no blood at all then he’d have turned into a vegetarian cat, and being a vegetarian cat in the Carpathian Mountains was not a good career choice. Flying with Nicu were Florin and Felix. Florin was the tubby one, having regained most of the body weight taken from him when Nicu had finally gotten his fangs and decided to drink most of his blood. The other bat was Felix, a goofy vampire that had been dropped on his