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    Puns That Even Made The Cat Groan
    Puns That Even Made The Cat Groan
    Puns That Even Made The Cat Groan
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    Puns That Even Made The Cat Groan

    By Mario V. Farina

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    These are about 100 puns that were created by the author. The author believes one should never tell a pun unless he or she was the creator of it. These are so bad, they even made the cat groan. Look at the look of disgust on her face. But, perhaps all is not lost. There may be some puns in her that will put a smile on your face or make you chuckle a bit. But don't tell them to your cat!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMario V. Farina
    Release dateSep 2, 2017
    ISBN9781370736270
    Puns That Even Made The Cat Groan
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    Mario V. Farina

    Mario V Farina has worked all his life, from age 18 to 90. He worked for the American Locomotive Company, served in the U. S. Army during WWII, was employed at General Electric. He taught computers at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. After leaving his position with RPI, he became employed with the State Labor Department of New York. He’s a car buff, a pun creator, and a computer enthusiast. He wrote textbooks for the programming languages COBOL and FORTRAN and wrote a book of puns and short stories called, “A Little Light Reading,” as well as over 20 other books. Several of his books were translated into other languages. This is his first foray into the world of digital publishing, with the help of his computer tutor (william.rl.dickie@gmail.com).

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      Puns That Even Made The Cat Groan - Mario V. Farina

      Puns That Even Made

      The Cat Groan

      By

      Mario V. Farina

      Copyright 2017 Mario V. Farina

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      Mario V. Farina

      Email: mario@mariofarina.com

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