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Awkward Conversations with Animals I’ve Fucked
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One-night stands are awkward. One-night stands with animals are more awkward. And when you’re as desperate to please as Bobby, things get awkward as f*ck. He’s just a guy with too much love to give, and a burning desire to give it to consensual adult mammals.
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Rob Hayes lives and works in London. Plays include Step 9 (Of 12) (New Britannia Theatre, Trafalgar Studios), The Diabolic Banquet (Contact Theatre), and A Butcher Of Distinction (King’s Head Theatre), which was nominated for an Off West End Award for Best New Play, and was revived at the Old 505 Theatre, Sydney. In 2013 Rob won the Tom Erhardt award for playwrights of exceptional promise.
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