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    Bad Neanderthal

    By Glen Batchelor

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    Zeezee is a Neanderthal living in modern day Britain. His race was reintroduced during the 1980s by Prime Minister Maggie May to carry out labour while manual workers were on strike. Neanderthals do not rebel, murder or have no anger or sense of injustice, apart from Zeezee, who is part Homo Sapiens. Zeezee wants justice, and revenge, for his race

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGlen Batchelor
    Release dateJul 24, 2017
    ISBN9781540110558
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    Bad Neanderthal
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    Glen Batchelor

    Hello, I'm Glen and I write stuff. Some good stuff, some bad stuff and some undecided stuff. I'm British and write very British stuff. Horror and Humour are my preferred genres but to be more specific I'd say cross-genre because I don't like to separate one from the other. Although I was born on Gibraltar in 1962 I didn't start writing until my late twenties, and that wasn't for very long. Because of a lack of confidence, Internet and word processor - they didn't exist then - and an allergy to Tipex (do they still sell that?) I gave up writng. But fortunately for you, ten years later, I found a word processor in a charity shop, joined a writing course, and my novelist years lay ahead. The course didn't go well, the tutor was awful. So was the processor. I ditched the tutor and processor but not before entering a writing competition. I was at my lowest ebb (writing) but then an envelope dropped through my post box. No, I hadn't won, but I did come joint 4th, and won £5! It wasn't crisp, it wasn't new, but it was a fiver. After that I continued to enter comps, even won a few. So I started writng novels. Two published so far: Awake King Arthur and Cheating Karma; soon to be followed by Zeezee, a Neanderthal Cop, which is at the beta stage currently. All three novels a 'off the wall', Clive Barker meets Jasper Fforde. Not to everyone's taste but hey, you write what you know, and I know a lot of shit.  

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