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    Conversations at Home
    Conversations at Home
    Conversations at Home
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    Conversations at Home

    By Rosemary Ravenblack

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    This is a bizarro comedy for adults. When household objects and refrigerator items start having funny conversations with each other in the presence of two human beings who live in the same house, you'll laugh like you've never laughed before! This story contains swearing, sexual innuendo and all things strangely weird, hilarious and entertaining!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGoddess Pleasure
    Release dateSep 20, 2017
    ISBN9781370137091
    Conversations at Home
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    Rosemary Ravenblack

    I write in several different genres under my Rosemary Ravenblack pen name: thrillers, mysteries, comedy, science fiction, bizarro, paranormal/spiritual, empowerment/self-help/inspirational. I have also written some erotica. But I now only write hot erotica under my other pen name, Goddess Pleasure. Please see my website for further details. Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy my work. If so, reviews would be very much appreciated. Thank you! www.rosemaryravenblack.com Twitter: @authorvividmind

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