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First, Naya told how she became a Warden and ended up with the Frightful Four. Then, Slink the fox took up the tale, telling about their first days as a team, adjusting to having their own person at last, and their time at school, learning how to be a functional Wurzite team.
Now, Stumpy the donkey takes over the narrative. Gentle, sensitive, intellectual, and sometimes lacking in confidence he’s almost the polar opposite of his madcap friend Slink. His greatest joys are reading, teaching, and giving rides to children.
Their lives have been changing ever since they Chose Naya, but as the Urzites approach the end of their initial training and prepare to graduate from school and embark on their first real job, the pace of that change is increasing and the future is uncertain. Will they all pass their exams? What job will they be assigned to after graduation?
When they finally find out, it’s a big surprise. They’re going on a special mission; a mission that will involve a trip back to Naya’s hometown. The Urzites are excited. They’ve always wanted to see where Naya came from, maybe even meet some of her old friends and learn more about her life before she became a Warden.
But, this is country where Wardens are disliked and misunderstood and Urzites are unknown. There will be challenges and perhaps even real danger ahead. The others are predators. They are equipped by nature and by instinct to cope in dangerous situations. Stumpy is a donkey, a herbivore, and he’s always felt a little out of place in the gang because of that. Now, he needs to overcome his feelings of inadequacy and find his own brand of self-confidence and courage to face what lies ahead and find his true place as an Urzite and a member of the Frightful Four.
Ashley Abbiss
Hello there. I’m Ashley Abbiss. I live and write in beautiful New Zealand, where I live with one large dog, who looks nothing like Friend from my Daughters of Destiny books. She is, however, almost as intelligent and definitely as opinionated, and if she can’t quite speak in the way Friend does to Niari, that doesn’t really hold her back much!I write fantasy, mostly of the epic variety. Let me say right up front that if you’re looking for a quick read, you’re in the wrong place. But if you like a substantial, satisfying story that you can really get your teeth into, stick with me. I may have something you’ll enjoy. There’s no graphic sex in my books. If that’s what you want, you’ll have to look elsewhere. There is violence, and there is swearing, though mostly of the ‘s/he swore’ variety, nothing overly graphic or offensive. I also write about strong, independent female characters, so if your taste runs to something more macho, or something more frilly and helpless, this may not be the place for you. I’ve always loved wandering in different worlds, be they fantasy or science fiction, although lately I tend to prefer fantasy. The only proviso is that they have to be believable worlds, worlds that feel real, that have depth and scope – and they must, absolutely must be fun to visit. I read for escape and entertainment, and I don’t really want to escape from this world into one even grimmer. Trouble, tension, and danger I can deal with, what sort of story would there be without them? Where would Pern be without Thread, Frodo without Sauron, Harry Potter without Voldemort? But there has to be hope, and there has to be a light touch. Happy ever after does have a lot going for it, even if initially it’s only a very small light at the end of a long, dark tunnel. My personal favourites include Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy, Anne McCaffrey’s Pern series, and the fantasies of David Eddings, and lately, they’ve been joined by J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter and a few others. Of those, David Eddings was probably my greatest inspiration.I began to wonder if I could create my own world, one just as believable and multi-layered as theirs. Could I create a world with its own history, geography, social structure, deities, and all the rest? One that hung together? That a reader could believe in? It became a challenge, one I really wanted to see if I could meet. So I dusted off my writing skills, learned a few more, cranked up the imagination, and got busy. I’d always been good at creative writing, but though I’d made a few attempts to write after I left school, none of them came to anything. That was until I started writing fantasy. Suddenly, I knew I’d come home. I quickly discovered that I’m not the sort of writer who can plan a book (or a world!) before I start. I just can’t do it. But I can create characters, and suddenly the characters took on a reality of their own and took over the stories, often to the extent that they actually surprised me. And the stories worked. Their world worked. Sometimes I had to go back and fix the odd contradiction, but mostly it worked and was very natural and organic. Even though my first attempts were pitiful, I knew I’d found where I belong. I persevered, I learned, I wrote. I discovered that the characters are key for me. Once I get them right, they tell their own story. I was away. There were dark days during which my stories became my refuge, my characters my friends. And I kept writing. There were happy times when I didn’t need a refuge, but my characters were still my friends, and they drew me inexorably back. I kept writing. And now, I hope my characters may become your friends too, my worlds ones where you also like to walk; perhaps even your refuge from dark days. Come join me in a world where magic is real and the gods are near, where beasts talk and men and women achieve things they never dreamed they could. But most of all, come and have fun! Happy reading.Ash.
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Stumpy - Ashley Abbiss
CHAPTER ONE
I was feeling just a little peeved. I was standing in my stall munching on some rather good straw and trying to read my book, which was propped up on the manger beside me. I wasn’t getting very far, however, because I kept half-expecting a fox to land on my head at any moment. For some peculiar reason, that was rather disrupting my concentration. My friend Slink was up there in the rafters above me, clambering around and sending dust and bird droppings sifting down on everyone below. I did wish he’d get over it.
He and Mewla had a bit of an incident with a pack of dogs a little while back and had to take refuge in a tree. While they were up there, Mewla taught Slink to climb and now you can’t keep the fox’s feet on the ground. He’s obsessed with being up in the air. If there’s anything at all that he can climb on, up he goes. Even if he can’t find anything to climb on, up he goes using the levitation spell that we all discovered a while back.
Sometimes he’ll levitate up to where he can start climbing, and sometimes he’ll just float around up there. He seems to have a great deal of fun, and I don’t really begrudge him that, but there have been a few mishaps when he’s slipped, or lost concentration if he’s using the spell, and then it’s look out anyone underneath him.
It makes those of us down on the ground understandably nervous, and since I’m the biggest target, I’m usually the one who gets landed on. It’s a startling experience, believe me, especially when he digs in his claws to save himself. It does get a bit wearing sometimes, particularly since the rafters above my stall seem to be one of his favourite places at the moment.
Oh, dear, here I am blathering on, and I haven’t even introduced myself. My name is Stumpy. Mewla says it’s a stupid name, and Hoo says I ought to change it to something more dignified, but I like it. It was given to me by the children on the farm where I was born, so it’s kind of special to me.
I loved the farm. I loved the children and they loved me. I’d give them rides on my back, and they’d laugh and shout for joy. I loved to hear them laugh, and I loved being the one who made them laugh. It made me happy that I could make them happy.
But then I found out that I’m an Urzite and not a regular farm donkey after all, so I had to leave the farm and move to Headquarters. It’s who I am, I guess, and I do have a good life here, don’t get me wrong, but I still miss the farm and the children sometimes. Even though some Urzites sneer at me for being a smelly old farm ass, it was a good place to grow up.
It was kind of difficult when I moved to Headquarters. Oh, my goodness, things were so different. And most of all, I was different. Most Urzites are born and raised right there, at Headquarters or at one of the regional Warden centres scattered throughout the country. That’s the only life they know. They grow up thinking they’re superior to other animals.
Well, they are, I suppose, strictly speaking, since they’re more intelligent, longer-lived and all that, but I’m not sure that justifies the sort of arrogance that some of them show towards ordinary animals. Being different and being treated differently to mundane animals does seem to rather go to their heads.
And yes, I can testify to that. It wasn’t easy when I first came to the animal house. Living inside and being treated like a person rather than an animal was hard enough to adjust to, but what made it really difficult was the attitude of some Urzites.
When they found out that I’d been brought up on a farm like an ordinary donkey, some of them were very cruel. They called me ‘smelly old farm ass’ or ‘dray donkey’, and they laughed rather cruelly when I didn’t know things they took for granted.
They seemed to think I was some sort of inferior life form because I hadn’t been brought up like them. It was very hurtful. I was miserable those first days. I was so miserable that I wanted to go home to the farm or die, and I wasn’t sure I cared which.
Then, I met Slink. He was my first friend at Headquarters. For all that he was born and raised at Headquarters just like the rest of them, he doesn’t seem to be infected with the same arrogance and prejudice. He takes people and Urzites as he finds them, does Slink. He doesn’t prejudge.
He has his faults, of course, just like the rest of us. He can be a bit irresponsible at times, he’s a trifle reckless, and he’s rather high strung and thinks life’s one big joke, but he was the only Urzite willing to treat me like an equal, and that makes him a hero in my book.
I didn’t feel terribly comfortable in the animal house. For one thing, I was used to open paddocks and stables, not living inside, and for another, it’s not very nice spending time with Urzites who are always sneering at you and waiting for you to make a mistake so they can laugh at you. The place certainly didn’t feel anything like a home.
Slink seemed to understand. He showed me the play area, where I could run and graze outside and feel almost as though I was back on the farm. The two of us spent a lot of time out there, running and playing, or sometimes he’d just keep me company while I grazed.
He also introduced me to some of his friends. He, Mewla and Hoo were already a gang, and he introduced me to them. I’d already heard about them, of course. They were known as the Three Terrors back then, and they had quite a reputation around the animal house. Everybody knew the Three Terrors.
I don’t know how they got that name. There wasn’t really anything very terrible about them. They were mischievous, yes, but mostly they just hung around together and stuck up for each other. Maybe that’s it. No one hurt one of the Three Terrors unless they wanted to take on the entire gang. They took care of each other, and everyone knew it.
They were the gang that everyone wanted to be in, if you know what I mean. Other groups tried to be like them, but they couldn’t even come close. There was a quality, a dash, a flair about the Three Terrors that just couldn’t be copied. They were unique. I admit that I admired them very much. I only wished I had half their confidence and flair.
So, you can imagine that I was quite overcome when they invited me to join. I can’t tell you how much that meant to me. It didn’t just mean friends and belonging, it meant status, too, and it would discourage those who liked to mock me for my origins.
It was after I joined that we became the Frightful Four since the Three Terrors didn’t really fit any longer. I didn’t really feel worthy to be part of such an elite group, to be honest. I didn’t tell them how upset the harassment of the other Urzites made me, even though they might have defended me. I was afraid they would think I was weak if they knew how much it got to me.
I know better now, of course, but back then I was so desperate to belong that I was afraid to do or say anything that might jeopardise that. Of course, that changed as I got to know them better and felt more comfortable, but I still didn’t tell them about the tormenting. It was kind of hard to find a way of telling it without sounding weak and pathetic.
Slink also introduced me to Syana, another friend of his. Syana is a very beautiful retriever. She’s just as nice as she is good-looking, and she used to spend quite a bit of time playing with Slink and me out in the play area. The three of us would run together, or sometimes just Syana and Slink would play, keeping me company while I grazed. I really appreciated that. It made me feel as though I belonged.
I met Thimni out there, too. She’s a goat, and she has the same problem I have with needing rougher fodder than is generally available in the animal house, so we’d often forage together in the play area. There are some very tasty bushes out there in the gardens. They’ve been specially planted for browsing animals like us, and I have to say, whoever selected them did very well.
I like Thimni very much. She’s extremely intelligent, and she and I used to have some very interesting conversations while we browsed. I really enjoy a good, in-depth discussion. The Frightful Four are great friends, but apart from Hoo none of them is terribly intellectual. Hoo’s quite intelligent, but she does tend to be rather opinionated, which means I usually end up arguing with her, and that’s not really what I want. Thimni filled that gap nicely.
I really don’t think I can ever repay Slink for what he did for me. Without him and the friends he introduced me to, I’m not at all sure that I’d have managed to adjust to my new life at Headquarters. Life was so much better after I met him.
Of course, it’s even better now, since we all Chose Naya and have our own person. We had to change our name again, of course. We’re the Five Friends now. Slink came up with that. The fox has a way with words sometimes.
I think it’s a really good name. It describes us very well. We still use the Frightful Four when we want to refer to just us Urzites, but when we include Naya, we’re the Five Friends. It really is the perfect name. It embodies all those things like love, loyalty, and mutual support that ought to define us.
We’d only had Naya for a bit over a month, but already things were changing. Of course, any intelligent Urzite knows that things are going to change once they have a person, but I don’t think any of us in the Frightful Four realised that they would change so much.
They were changing a great deal, and not just for us. In fact, we might be said to have started a revolution. It was all very exciting, and kind of scary at the same time. Do you ever feel that? Kind of excited and scared all at once? It’s a very odd feeling, like sliding on ice and not being quite sure whether you’ll crash or not. I did that once when I was living on the farm, and that’s just what it’s like; a kind of almost out of control feeling, but somehow thrilling at the same time.
Oh, dear, where to start? I guess really it started with all of us Choosing Naya. Naya is our person if you didn’t already know, and she’s pretty special herself. She’s a SuperReceptive, someone who can hear more than one Urzite.
SuperReceptives are very rare and unusual, but Naya’s even more special than that because she can hear all of us, every single Urzite, Assigned and Unassigned. She’s the only person who’s ever been able to do that. We were all terribly excited when we heard about her.
Most Receptives, for some reason which no one really understands, are only capable of hearing the Urzite to whom they are bonded. I think it probably has something to do with how strong a telepath they are. Most humans, in my experience, aren’t very strong at all.
Naya, on the other hand, surprises me with the strength of her sending. She’s by far the most powerful human telepath I’ve ever encountered, as strong as any Urzite. I really do think that must be the answer. But this isn’t getting on with the story, is it? I do apologise. That’s a bad habit of mine, letting stray thoughts distract me.
Anyway, we of the Frightful Four knew that eventually, we would have to Choose a human each, but we didn’t like the idea of being broken up. We didn’t like it at all. I, in particular, found it quite distressing. I’d only just found that sense of belonging that I’d been lacking, and the thought of having to separate from the others was very painful to me.
That’s probably why I let myself believe Mewla when she said we could all Choose the SuperReceptive. Looking back, I should have known better, but I was kind of desperate at the time. I guess I believed what I wanted to believe.
So, we all agreed that we’d Choose Naya. Mewla had met her when Naya was badly injured and they needed someone to nurse her, and I could tell she’d already bonded with her. Cats have a tendency to do that, apparently. I’ve no idea why. I imagine it has something to do with their nature. They tend to be a bit intense.
It’s a dangerous practice because if the person they’re fixated on doesn’t become a Warden, it’s very difficult to un-bond yourself. Most don’t manage it, and they usually just pine away until they die. That almost happened to Mewla, but luckily for her, Naya decided to become a Warden after all. Actually, as Slink discovered later, she agreed to become a Warden specifically to save Mewla.
So, we all Chose her, and oh, dear, what a to-do! It seemed we’d upset some sort of human protocol, and they were all of a flutter. Slink tends to think humans are pretty hopeless, and I have to say, I agreed with him that day. What a fuss! And all because we’d done something that had never been done before.
Well, there’s never been anyone like Naya before, has there, so I don’t know quite what they expected. They really are bewildering creatures sometimes. It took quite some time and the matter had to be referred to the King before we got to keep Naya, but finally, it was all resolved and she was ours.
It was just as well, really. I don’t know what would have happened if Naya had had to send all except one of us away and just choose one to be her Urzite. I know Slink wouldn’t have taken it lying down, and I’m not sure I would have, either.
I’m not sure what Hoo would have done. She can be hard to read sometimes, but I can just imagine what Mewla would do. If she was the chosen one, that would be fine and she’d simply look down her nose at the rest of us and not argue a bit. But if Naya had chosen one of us others, it wouldn’t have been pretty at all.
But fortunately, none of that happened, and we created our first piece of history by becoming the only Urzites ever to all Choose the same person. Of course, it isn’t possible with other humans because the poor things can only hear one Urzite. With Naya, it’s all right, though, because she hears us all equally well.
The only problem was that we inadvertently created a lot of trouble for Naya by all Choosing her. Humans don’t really understand the Choosing process, I’ve found. There were some who were convinced that it was Naya’s fault that she had all of us. They felt that she’d been greedy, snatching us from other people who might have got us instead.
I suppose it’s understandable, in a way. I grew up on a farm, after all, so I know that humans think of animals in terms of ownership. I guess it’s easy enough for them to extend that thinking to Urzites, especially when they don’t understand the real process.
That’s almost certainly why people felt that she’d been greedy grabbing all of us. Like I said, they just didn’t understand the process at all. We’re the ones who do the Choosing, not Naya. It couldn’t possibly have been her fault, but that’s the way some people saw it, and a few of them were determined to punish her for it.
It made things very difficult for her. Slink had to bite someone for harassing her before the Choosing feast was even over. I’m not entirely sure how the others felt about it, but it made me feel rather guilty. We wanted Naya, yes, but we weren’t supposed to hurt her in the process. We really weren’t starting out on the best foot here.
And, just to top things off nicely and make Naya’s start as a Warden really welcoming, Madame Uritta, the head teacher, decided to take a dislike to her. She’s known to do that. She seems to single out one or two people in every intake, and she makes their lives miserable while they’re in training.
It pains me to admit it, but there wasn’t a thing we Urzites could do to help Naya with this problem. All we could do was support her as much as we could and behave ourselves so we didn’t make things any worse for her. It was hard to do sometimes, though. It made me really indignant, so much so that I had trouble keeping my feelings to myself.
I have to admit that there was at least one occasion when I got Naya in trouble by letting my feelings show. I tend to sidle and stamp when I’m upset, and Naya got in trouble for not controlling me properly.
Which was jolly unfair in itself, because we’re Urzites, not mundanes, and it isn’t Naya’s place to control us. And Madame Uritta should jolly well know that since she works at Headquarters and has an Urzite of her own. That’s just another example of how unfair she was to Naya.
Slink said we needed to do something about Madame Uritta. We don’t let anyone hurt one of us and get away with it, and we especially don’t let anyone hurt our person. We Choose them, so we have to look after them. That’s the Urzite way, and after all, it’s only fair, isn’t it?
Naya’s the only person who’s ever had more than one Urzite. If a single Urzite won’t let its person be hurt and not avenge them, it would be eternal shame on the Frightful Four if we let Naya be hurt and didn’t do anything about it.
I thought Slink was quite right about Madame Uritta. We were almost at the end of our initial training, and we’d be leaving the school soon. That would be the perfect time to take care of it because Madame Uritta wouldn’t have the chance to take it out on Naya.
We’d have to see what we could do about that. Mewla was the ideas one of us. She wasn’t always good at following through, but she was very good at coming up with ideas. Once she came up with something, the rest of us could take care of working out the details. That was usually the way it worked.
But I digress yet again. I really must work on that. We got through the first few days after the Choosing, and the antagonism towards Naya slowly died out as people got used to the idea that she had all of us. There were a few unpleasant incidents, true, but there’s no need to go into those here.
They were solved very simply by all the Urzites at Headquarters banding together to provide Naya with an escort between home and Headquarters. I carried her on my back, and everyone else surrounded us and kept anyone bent on mischief well away from her. It was quite something to see all the Urzites cooperating like that.
It was also sort of sobering because it made us of the Frightful Four realise that, while we were privileged to have the SuperReceptive as our person, she would never be exclusively ours. Because she’s the only human who can hear all the Urzites, every Urzite feels that she belongs to them as well as to us. They readily acknowledge that she’s our person, but they still feel that they have a proprietary interest in her. It took a little getting used to, I have to admit. We Urzites are very possessive about our human. Realising that we’d have to share ours was a difficult thing to come to terms with.
Anyway, after that we got on with our education, learning how to be an effective Urzite team, and it looked as though all the drama was over. However, one of our classes was magic. We’d all been waiting eagerly to learn magic, but we quickly discovered that, while we learnt the theory, we didn’t learn very many spells at all.
Even Naya was disappointed by that, so we talked it over between us and decided to get a book out of the library and teach ourselves. We would meet every morning in the garden before breakfast and study magic. Naya always takes a walk in the garden before anyone else is up, so it was the perfect time to work in peace. We were all so eager than no one even complained about having to wake up early.
We thought it would be a lot of fun and possibly useful in our careers. We never expected to change the whole dynamic of human-Urzite relationships. It happened when Naya decided to teach us a spell that would enable us to learn a skill that we didn’t know without having to study it.
She asked us what skill we’d like to learn, and we all chose to learn to read. Actually, Mewla wanted to learn how to fly, but since she doesn’t have wings that wasn’t really possible. Although, since we’ve learned the levitation spell, I guess we have the next best thing. But I digress again.
We all talked it over and decided we’d like to learn how to read. I thought it would be interesting to learn to read, but I never thought it would change my life. We all waited eagerly while Naya cast the spell for each of us in turn. It worked wonderfully, and by breakfast time that day, all of us could read as well as Naya could. We were so excited.
CHAPTER TWO
Of course, then, we wanted something to read. So, Naya went to the Director and asked about getting access to the library for us. She’d learned from Princess Orilin that we Urzites actually had the right to access the library just so long as we could read and could prove that we could handle the books without damaging them.
That was the tricky bit, of course, since most of us don’t have opposable thumbs like humans do. It was a bit of a challenge, but then I remembered a spell we’d come across that allowed us to locate something. I wondered if it could be used to locate a place in a book rather than an object, so when the Director asked me to read something for him, I tried it out.
It worked like a charm, and we got our access to the library. That spell is now posted at the end of every shelf in the library, incidentally, along with the levitation spell Hoo discovered that allows us to carry things without hands, so that every Urzite can use them to handle the books.
We also discovered that there were a lot of rights that we were entitled to that everyone had sort of forgotten about. We Urzites actually have our own treaty with the King, and there’s a document that most Urzites didn’t even know existed, called the Articles of Incorporation of the Warden Corps, which spells out our rights and responsibilities under that treaty. I thought we might want to do something about those rights at some point, but for right now, we were just eager to get to the library and get a book each to read.
Our big mistake came when we told our friends about how we’d learned to read. Suddenly everyone wanted to learn. But it was Naya who really created the revolution. She thought it was a good idea for Urzites to be able to read, and she let it be known that we’d perform the spell for anyone who wanted it at lunchtime the next day.
We expected it to be fairly popular. What we didn’t expect was to find every Urzite, not just in Headquarters, but in the entire city, waiting for us, along with a good half of the Wardens. It was quite incredible. I don’t know if you’ve ever been to Warden Headquarters. If you have, you’ll know how big the main courtyard is. That courtyard was absolutely packed with Wardens and Urzites, all wanting to learn how to read.
Fortunately, Naya had taught us the spell and roped in a few friends to help, and we all helped to get through the huge crowd that had turned up. It was quite an experience, believe me. I can’t tell you how many Urzites I cast that spell for. There were even a handful of humans who weren’t too proud to have an Urzite teach them to read.
Humans aren’t the only ones who’d rather deal with someone who’s like them, though. I had a number of the larger animals come to me. I’ve talked to Slink and Mewla about it since, and they had mostly smaller animals. Hoo mostly did it for birds. I guess we all feel more comfortable with our own kind; or at least, as close as we can get to our own kind.
It was amusing, really, because I performed that spell for some of the horses who’d been the ringleaders in bullying me and calling me names. They didn’t seem to think I was such a smelly old farm ass or a dray donkey when I had something they wanted. Funny that, isn’t it? Even funnier, and absolute proof of what I’ve just been saying, it didn’t seem to occur to them to go to one of the others.
I suppose I could have refused to teach them, but that would just have made me as petty as them. And maybe, now that they can read, it will broaden their horizons a bit. One can hope, anyway. Besides, there was something kind of satisfying in having them come to me and ask for something I had that they wanted.
Don’t tell Slink and the others about the horses, will you? I finally got around to telling them about the bullying a short time ago, but I’ve never told them who the perpetrators were, and I don’t intend to. They can be very vengeful about things like that, and I’d rather just put the whole thing behind me.
Besides, whatever else happens, I’ll always know that I was the one who taught those horses how to read. Whether they choose to acknowledge it or not, they’re going to be indebted to me for that for the rest of their lives. That’s really all the revenge I need.
By the end of the lunch break, we were all exhausted, but every single Urzite or human who’d turned up could read. Then, of course, they all wanted access to the library. That caused a few problems initially, but Urzites have the legal right to access the library, so they had to let them in. The lines were huge, though, and the librarians had to limit it to one book per Urzite or there wouldn’t have been enough to go around. I understand that the shelves in the library were almost empty by the end of that day.
The other thing that happened as consequence of teaching them all to read was that the Urzites all found out about their rights under the Articles of Incorporation of the Warden Corps. Humans have been paying lip service to the fact that Urzites are equal for a century now, but they’ve still treated us as animals, as pets, possessions.
Understandable, because that’s the way they’re used to treating animals. But now, every Urzite can read the Articles for itself and know its rights. I know a few Urzites, Thimni for one, have made it their mission to see that every Urzite does just that. They’re determined that Urzites will never be denied their rights again.
But the thing that brought about the biggest change, in my opinion, was that being able to read gave the Urzites access to magic. Learning magic gave them ways to compensate for their lack of opposable thumbs. For the first time, we were truly equal with our human partners.
With magic, we can function in the human-oriented world of the city without having to rely on humans to do things for us. For the first time in our history, we’re truly independent. We can carry things, open doors, all that sort of thing, without having to wait for a human to help us. That’s what really created the revolution. That’s what’s going to make the real difference, and I’m proud to have been a part of that.
Choosing Naya has been very good for me, actually. I kind of lost my confidence when I found out I was an Urzite and had to move to the animal house. Of course, having spent all of my life up until then believing I was just an ordinary donkey hadn’t given me the kind of confidence that most Urzites have to begin with.
But coming to the animal house was so strange, and it shook what little confidence I did have. I didn’t know anyone, and what was more important, I didn’t know any of the things I was supposed to know; things that Urzites who are born and grow up in the animal house know almost from birth.
I didn’t fit, and of course, there were those who set out to make quite sure I knew I didn’t fit. It’s very hard to adjust when there are Urzites making it their business to let you know you’re not wanted. Choosing Naya was the start of feeling more confident for me.
After all, we had the SuperReceptive, and that was nothing to sneeze at. We were all very proud to have Naya as our person. And then, we taught all those people and Urzites to read, and that gave my confidence quite a boost, especially when the very animals who’d made fun of me were asking for my help.
But what really made the difference for me was something that happened at school. We were a couple of weeks into our training and about to start lessons in Stealth and Penetration. That’s a really important subject since it’s really the essence of what we are. Wurzite teams are essentially spies. We were all looking forward to those lessons, even though it meant we’d be broken up.
Stealth and Penetration is all about learning to use our strengths, and since Urzites come in many species of all shapes and sizes, we all have different strengths. The smaller animals like Slink and Mewla, and even Syana, are classed as stealth animals.
They’re good at moving quietly and sneaking into and out of places without being seen. Because they’re also often the types of animals that people like to keep as pets, they can also infiltrate households where there might be useful information to be had. Birds like Hoo can see for long distances and are good at spotting things on the ground, of course, so they’re classed as Surveillance animals. They also, of course, make excellent lookouts.
Larger animals like me aren’t much use for sneaking into buildings, obviously. We’re classed as General Purpose animals. We’re best suited for carrying people and loads. We’re also useful for mingling with ordinary animals where we may overhear useful information, and for providing lookouts or backup for stealth animals.
That’s why we learn to behave like mundane animals, so we can pass without notice. It doesn’t sound like much, perhaps, especially compared to the stealth animals, but we can be very effective. There’s actually one pair, a horse Urzite and his partner, who’ve been undercover for years now.
The horse is the mount for a Zerandan general, and his human is his groom. They’re a very famous and successful pair. While he’s carrying the general around, the horse Urzite can listen in to all sorts of valuable information, which then gets sent back to our people. That’s the sort of thing we larger animals are good at.
Since we’re learning how to use our peculiar strengths, each class of animal has its own separate lessons for Stealth and Penetration, and so do the humans. Also, the Urzite classes are taught by Urzites of the same class, which makes a great deal of sense when you think about it.
I mean, just imagine a human trying to teach Slink how to sneak or Hoo how to do surveillance. It just wouldn’t work. That’s when the miracle happened. Just before our classes were due to start, the tutor for our General Purpose class became ill and they needed a replacement urgently.
And Naya recommended me!
I find behaving like a mundane quite easy, of course, since I grew up thinking I was mundane. In fact, having grown up on the farm, where there are several kinds of animals, I know quite a bit about how several different species of mundanes act. Naya pointed this out and suggested that I’d be ideal to teach the class.
I became a teacher! Oh goodness, I didn’t know what to think at first. I didn’t even tell the rest of the gang. I’m not entirely sure why. I think I was afraid they’d laugh and tease me and shake my confidence even further. Mewla certainly would have. So, I kept quiet.
I was so nervous before my first class. Did I actually have anything that I could teach all these well-educated and sophisticated Urzites? I was quite sure I was going to make a fool of myself and get laughed at for being a smelly old farm ass again.
It didn’t work out that way, though. Urzites who’ve been raised in the animal house, I quickly discovered, don’t have a clue what it’s like to be a mundane. They regard normal animals as stupid, dirty, and inferior. They have nothing to do with them, so they have no idea how to act like one. At last, something I knew how to do that they didn’t.
And what was more, I found I really enjoyed teaching. There was something about helping others to learn new skills that I found very satisfying. I soon discovered that I had no reason to feel inferior. I helped them chip away at their preconceptions and realise that mundane animals, although limited in comparison to Urzites, aren’t nearly as stupid as they’d thought.
In fact, mundanes are quite clever in their own way, and as they began to realise that, and learn how an ordinary animal lives, I think they also began to develop some sympathy for the plight of the mundane, and maybe even a little bit of respect for me. Their biggest problem was that, as Urzites, they’d been raised to think of themselves as special and equal with humans. Even though they were rarely treated that way, they still regarded themselves so. It was, therefore, very difficult for them to conceive of what it was like to be owned.
They had no idea what it was like to be completely dependent on humans for everything, to always look to humans for guidance and do what their owners expected of them. And it was even more difficult for them to step down from the lofty heights of their own opinion of themselves and learn to behave that way.
That was what they had to learn to do, though, if they were to pass as ordinary animals. It wasn’t easy for them, and it was my job to get them there. It was a real challenge. Some people and Urzites, Slink included, think I’m rather slow and plodding. Perhaps I am. Certainly, I don’t spend my time rushing about chasing my tail over nothing the way he and Mewla do. But that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy a challenge, and this was a biggy. It was going to be so much fun.
Of course, some Urzites picked things up quicker than others. One of the quickest was Thimni, which surprised me a little. Perhaps it shouldn’t have. She is, as I have said before, extremely intelligent. But that’s precisely my point. It surprised me that someone as sharp as she was was able to completely suppress that and act like a mundane goat. Not that mundane goats aren’t smart enough, of course, but they’re definitely not in Thimni’s league.
It felt a bit awkward at first, having Urzites I knew, such as Thimni, in my class. I mean, Thimni, of all Urzites! I’m not entirely sure that there’s another creature on the face of the earth as intelligent as Thimni, and I was supposed to teach her! I felt really intimidated.
But then, I realised that it doesn’t matter how intelligent you are if you don’t know something. Thimni had just as much need to learn what I could teach as any of the others. She did pick it up fast, though, and she was a good little actress. I don’t think even I could pick her out from a herd of mundane goats now when she gets in character.
I really loved teaching my classes. It was a busy life since I had my own lessons to do as well as my teaching, but it was very rewarding. I taught a number of Urzites how to do their job and do it well. I also found new confidence within myself, and I like to think that just maybe I’ve earned the respect of at least some of my fellow Urzites.
I would have liked to think things could go on that way indefinitely, but that would have been fooling myself. The future was too uncertain at that time to make any such predictions. You see, we were almost at the end of our initial training.
That meant we’d be graduating as a fully-fledged Wurzite team soon. After graduation, we’d be assigned to a job, or perhaps to further training, depending on the job we were assigned to. What that job was and where we ended up would depend on how all of our various talents can be put to the best use.
I liked to think that we’d stay at Headquarters. That was actually quite likely, Naya being who she was and the only Warden who could hear every Urzite. If that happened, I could probably continue to teach, which would have been ideal from my perspective. I’d really have liked that.
But, as I say, it all depended on where the powers that be decided we could be the most useful. We would just have to wait and see. That’s the drawback of being part of a team. We would all be assigned together, of course, so I wouldn’t have the choice of staying at Headquarters if the others were going somewhere else.
Unfortunately, someone was going to miss out, because we all wanted different things. I knew that Slink and Mewla were quite keen to do some real spy work. They’d really loved their lessons in Stealth and Penetration, and they wanted to take the skills they had learned and put them into practice in the real world.
I would have liked to keep teaching, of course. I didn’t think Hoo had anything particular in mind. After all, she could practice her surveillance skills anywhere, so she’d be all right wherever we ended up. And I didn’t know what Naya wanted. She hadn’t