Renovation: Hell
By Naomi Kramer
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Grim spent millennia building her rebellion against Satan, but was caught just before she managed to carry it out in full. Now she's being punished by the powers that be; quite unfairly, she wants Linda to help. Well, hell, Heaven does get boring after a few years...
Naomi Kramer
Naomi Kramer is an Australian author living in Queensland. She's addicted to coffee, dyes her hair odd colours, and looks a little like a corporate hippy on weekdays. She loves the beach, and her dream is to own a world-class barista.
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Renovation: Hell by Naomi Kramer
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The Books So Far
If you’re confused about the order of books, here’s what we have so far, in chronological order:
DEAD(ish) – DEAD(ish) book 1
Follow the Light – DEAD(ish) Allsorts book 1
Lee Ming – DEAD(ish) Allsorts book 2
(technically) DEAD – DEAD(ish) book 2
DEAD (as a doorpost) – DEAD(ish) book 3
(imminently) DEAD – DEAD(ish) book 4
DEAD (and hellbent) – DEAD(ish) book 5
Running Mike – DEAD(ish) Allsorts book 3
(rebounding) DEAD – DEAD(ish) book 6
Renovation: Hell – DEAD(ish) Allsorts book 4
Renovation: Hell
Recap: Grim masterminded a clever plot to take over the throne of Hell from Satan and put a woman in charge. Unfortunately (for her), she ran afoul of Linda – who promptly turned her in to the proper authorities. Now Grim has to find out what her punishment will be – and whether she’ll live long enough to regret her decisions.
Linda was restless. Hot tubs and Baileys were all very nice, but she’d recovered from the strain of her recently-ended assignment and now her house and yard – lovely though they were – seemed a little… constricting. But where to go? The beach? A concert? Bob Dylan had probably come up with a few dozen more verses for Blowing in the Wind since she’d last heard him. Add Jim Morrison making a harp wail and you had quite a show. But no… that didn’t feel right either. She could go to work at the flower manufactory… but ugh. Book store? Nope, she didn’t feel like reading. Food? Not hungry. Carnival? That stirred a smidge of interest, but…
Am I bored with Heaven?
Linda asked herself.
*tink-a-ling!*
Linda groaned. She wasn’t sure that another assignment was what she’d had in mind either. She turned her head to spy a familiar-looking cherub clothed in a scanty swathe of white velvet hovering by her ear.
Tell me something, fancy-pants,
she said, struck by a thought. Is there only one of you little cheruby angels, or have I been talking to a whole group of clones and never realised?
The cherub sniffed.
"There’s certainly only one of me! he said.
I don’t know who else you might have been associating with, though!"
Well, that was… completely non-illuminating.
Does Sephenia want to see me?
she asked, looking down at her outfit to check that it was archangel-friendly.
The cherub shook his head with a cheeky grin.
Are you going to make me guess the message?
she asked. Or are you just here to bask in the warmth of my personality?
The little angel giggled so hard that he dipped towards the ground for a second.
Oh, you’re hilarious!
he said. "No, I have a message from… well… my subterranean