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No Milk Today
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Akkadia is a mystical maid of magic who keeps constant watch from her tower overlooking the San Jacinto River. In her continuing battle against the Insidious Moo Fanchu, she is there to help using the power of her Akkadian Rhythm to set things right--provided she can overcome a slight flaw in her magic that causes frequent wardrobe malfunctions.
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"First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity." — Martin MeyersI published my first book in 2004. It became an immediate collector's item. I have several hundred copies collecting dust in my attic. Critics everywhere said it belonged between Ernest Hemingway and Robert E Howard—on an alphabetical bookshelf.My influences include Rocky & Bullwinkle, 1950s sci-fi movies, and silver-age comics.I live in Texas with my wife and four cats. You can contact me at jamesroyhold@gmail.com.
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