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    The Secret Lives of Monks: From Atheism to the Zombie Apocalypse

    By David Waywell

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    Lo! On the second day, God said: let there be light entertainment. And thus were monks created!

    A book for atheists, agnostics, and perhaps a few believers too, The Secret Lives of Monks is your chance to join the only cult that promises more fun than a deep-sea baptism.

    The monks might not help you save your soul but with their mixture of philosophy, stupidity, wit and irreverence, they might just make you laugh.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherElliott & Thompson
    Release dateApr 27, 2017
    ISBN9781783963119
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    The Secret Lives of Monks: From Atheism to the Zombie Apocalypse
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    David Waywell

    David Waywell is a writer and cartoonist whose interests are, by great coincidence, writing and cartooning. After gaining a Ph.D. in nineteenth-century literature, he became a freelance writer and his work has appeared in various national newspapers and magazines, as well as online at the Spectator, the New Statesman and CapX. He also co-edits the website TheWhatandtheWhy.com. As Stan Madeley, he is the author of Second-Class Male: A Book of Misguided Letters (Michael O’Mara, 2012). He lives in Merseyside.

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