The Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!: 2,001 Brand-New Side-Splitters That Will Keep You Laughing Out Loud
By Kathi Wagner
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The Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! is the biggest, funniest, laugh-out-loudest joke book on the planet! Crack open this book to have everyone you know in stitches. Be ready for anything with jokes, puns, and riddles from a range of categories: celebrities, gadgets, video games, the classroom, zombies, and a bunch more! Complete with tons of awesome illustrations!
- 2,001 unbeatable modern jokes
- 400 showstopping illustrations
- Have your friends rolling on the ground in no time!
- Knock-knock jokes, puns, riddles, one-liners, and more!
The hilarious one-liners, wisecracks, and gags will keep the shenanigans going for you, your friends, and anyone with a funny bone. With more than 2,000 kid-friendly side-splitters--from knock-knock jokes, to riddles and puns, to some of the silliest gut-busters ever--this book is more than a gigantic collection of wisecracks, it's a must-have for any jokester!
Kathi Wagner
An Adams Media author.
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The Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! - Kathi Wagner
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JUST KIDDING—Games, Kids, Goats, etc.
1-1.jpgWhy did one video game get so mad at the other one?
It was trying to controller.
Why was the deck of cards so sad?
Someone stole their hearts.
Why did the fence like the sheep?
Because it was around them a lot.
2-1.jpgWhat did the two controllers say when the console’s light turned green?
Game on!
How do you know when a goat isn’t sure if you are serious?
It asks if you’re kidding.
Why did the track shoes up and leave?
They were tired of running around in circles.
What do you get when you put two baby goats together?
Just a couple of kids.
What do you call an upside-down video game?
Game OVER.
3-1.jpgWhat did the stream name its baby?
Brook.
How do you know when an Xbox has really changed?
It does a 180 instead of a 360.
Why were a tic and a toe losing the fight?
They were missing attack.
Why did the game player have to change his underwear?
They were too titan him.
What do controllers say when the game is over?
Thumbs up!
4-1.jpgWhy didn’t the troll ever invite the billy goats over?
They could be a little gruff.
How do you know when your computer is not well?
It starts hacking.
Why was the controller so upset with the console?
It was playing games with her.
Why did the Playstation take a staycation?
It was sort of tied down.
How did the football like being the star of the game?
It got a kick out of it.
How did one lightning bolt meet the other?
By striking up a conversation.
How do you know when the moon is starstruck?
It’s got a little twinkle in its eye.
Why did Mario have to leave work?
He had a fight with the boss.
How do you know your game is leaving you?
It packed, man.
What do goats do on the Web?
They go trolling.
5-1.jpg6-1.jpgWhat do gamers order for lunch?
A combo.
What did the video game excel in at track?
The triple jump.
When is it time to feed your video game?
When it starts eyeing the energy bars.
What did the present get for winning the race?
Another ribbon.
What did one gambler say to the other about their odds of winning?
I bet I win.
7-1.jpgHow did the square peg fit in the round hole?
He was in bad shape.
Why couldn’t the games see each other?
They were back-to-back.
What is a racer’s favorite game?
Checkers.
Why couldn’t the Tin Man play cards?
He didn’t have any hearts.
How did the finger win the game?
It had the most points.
How did the fruits win the card game?
With a pear of aces.
Why did the video game take a break?
It needed a life.
How did the plane win the card game?
It had an ace up its sleeve.
What did the cards do when the poker chip fell down?
They gave him a hand.
How did the video game get its grass cut?
It mode.
8-1.jpg9-1.jpgWhat game do phones like to play?
Ring toss.
What did the rest of the game pieces say to quitting?
No dice.
Where do they put cards for time-out?
In solitary.
What game do new clothes like to play?
Tag.
Why were all the cards looking down in the ground?
There was an ace in the hole.
What do video games always need when they get out of the tub?
Mortals.
What is a train’s favorite video game?
Play station.
What did the controllers name their twins?
Plug and Play.
Why did the middle schooler grow up so fast?
Being a teen aged her.
What game do fruits refuse to play?
Fruit basket upset.
10-1.jpg11-1.jpgWhy wouldn’t the jacks come out to play?
They had lost their marbles.
Why was the ring covered in thorns?
It was playing ring around the Rosie.
What game are police officers best at?
Cops and robbers.
What game do sharks like to play over lunch?
Name that tuna.
Why was there hay all over the basketball court?
Someone had been playing horse.
What is a game your fingers can never win?
Thumb wrestling.
What’s a game you will never forget?
The memory game.
What game can only little eyes play?
I spy.
Which game requires your foot and a toilet?
Kick the can.
What is the game only one ant can win?
King of the hill.
12-1.jpg13-1.jpgHow do boxers kill beetles?
They play slug a bug.
Why wouldn’t the rodents go to the party?
Everyone was playing Mouse Trap.
Are you certain the sheep are all getting trimmed?
Yep, it’s a shear thing.
Why couldn’t the dog or the bird play the game?
It was a game of cat and mouse.
What did the cards say when the poker chips asked if they were coming over?
You bet!
14-1.jpg14-2.jpg15-1.jpgWhat did one antiperspirant say to the other one about their game?
No sweat.
What did the two cards say about trading suits?
It’s a deal.
Why did the controllers decide to go camping?
Their game was in-tents.
What did the sheet music do during the game?
It kept score.
How do screwdrivers play video games?
They take turns.
16-1.jpg16-2.jpgWhy did the video game turn up the