The Book of Dangerous Cocktails: Adventurous Recipes for Serious Drinkers
By Dylan March and Jennifer Boudinot
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Dylan March
DYLAN MARCH is a craft bartender who has created cocktails for bars in Nashville, Brooklyn, and New York City. He's currently a bartender and manager at The Gilroy in New York City.
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The Book of Dangerous Cocktails - Dylan March
The Book of
DANGEROUS COCKTAILS
Adventurous Recipes for Serious Drinkers
DYLAN MARCH and JENNIFER BOUDINOT
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WARNING!
The drinks in this book are potentially dangerous if used without appropriate precautions. Please use caution when consuming alcoholic beverages, especially alcoholic beverages that contain marijuana. The mixture of alcohol and marijuana may affect you in unexpected ways. Please only consume these drinks in the safety of your own home. When making drinks that include fire or infusing liquor, keep all combustible materials safely away from your workspace. not use any flame, including from a gas stove, when infusing liquor. Always keep a fire extinguisher handy. Being dangerous doesn’t mean ignoring safety!
INTRODUCTION
Before you jump into the dangerously delicious, dangerously boozy, and dangerously drug-infused cocktails in this book, find out what you need to know about stocking your bar, making drinks, and infusing liquor with weed.
Inside this book you’ll find the craziest, most baller, cancel-your-plans-because-you-were-drunk-two-hours-ago cocktails that might just burn off your tongue. Just kidding: this is a serious cocktail book. And while the drinks inside will definitely get you fucked up, and some of them involve fire, they’re not massive bathtub punches full of Everclear with the express purpose of giving you a massive hangover (well, OK, one of them is—see here).
That’s right, we’re not messing around. We’re serious cocktail people, and Dylan even has professional cred, having worked as a craft bartender in NYC for eight years. Jen, a cookbook author, used to be a regular at one of his bars, and after many late nights watching him shoot absinthe out of his mouth while lighting it on fire (please don’t try that at home (or anywhere), folks) The Book of Dangerous Cocktails was born.
What is a dangerous cocktail? It’s simply a drink that’s delicious, a tad mysterious, and either dangerously easy to drink or dangerous to drink too many of. Along with original cocktail recipes and classics with a twist, we’ve included party punches, flamers (drinks you can light on fire), and boozy shooters. And in the last chapter, we’ll give you drinks you can make with the most badass weapon in your cocktail arsenal: weed-infused liquor.
So strap yourself in and get ready for a ride—not so much a rollercoaster, but an informative, boozy riverboat tour with two snarky yet enthusiastic guides who met at a bar. Before we get to the cocktails, though, we have some basic knowledge to drop about the kinds of booze and mixers you should be buying to make the cocktails, how to properly construct them, and how to infuse weed into any bottle of liquor on hand.
STOCKING YOUR BAR
When making cocktails, nothing is more important than having the right ingredients. Anyone who bought a giant plastic bottle of vodka to get them through the weekends at college knows how shitty cheap booze can be. So spring for the good stuff. When you’re at the liquor store, you don’t necessarily have to buy the most expensive bottle on the shelf, but do spend the extra money to buy a spirit that is made from quality ingredients, aged an appropriate amount of time, and given personal attention from someone who cares about the way it tastes. Small-batch liquors from local distilleries not only taste better, their variances in flavor due to regional ingredients and tastes can lead you to discover something about a spirit you never realized. In other words, spending a little more on high-quality booze actually makes you a better drinker! And if being a more-refined human being isn’t enough to rationalize buying high-quality booze, you should also know that a good collection of liquors, liqueurs, and yes, some bitters is even sexier than a good collection of vintage porn.
How much liquor you decide to keep on hand is up to you. Dylan keeps a rather modest home bar, with a relatively small collection of curated spirits, including one or two good bottles of gin, rye, bourbon, and scotch, as well as a variety of liqueurs and other modifiers to play around with. When he finishes a bottle of something, he replaces it with something else he’d like to try. Meanwhile, Jen always has a couple days’ supply of weed and probably just enough booze to make sure that if she brings a guy home, he doesn’t have a reason to leave before the night is through. But even though she’s not the type of person to keep vermouth, fernet, and elderflower liqueur around the house, she does like to pick a cocktail or two to make when having parties, and there’s no better gift for special occasions than infusing a bottle of mezcal with weed.
Following is a comprehensive list of all the liquors, modifiers, and more we use in this book. By no means do we expect you to buy them all! But use this list as a quick reference for our preferred brands and as a cipher for some of our more exotic ingredients (what? you don’t know what Ouzo is?). Or, you know, read it if you’re just one of those people who likes to know stuff.
Vodka
Ah, vodka. For many of us, it ushered us into this fantastical world called drunkenness, with practically no aftertaste and with almost as many available flavors as a Kool-Aid. But vodka can be for grown-ups, too—just ask anyone from the Eastern Bloc. And while you’re at it, ask them to get you a locally made bottle of potato vodka the next time they’re home. They’re so tasty, with distinct vegetal notes, that you’ll want to sip them like whiskey. If you don’t have an overseas connection, we recommend Boyd & Blair, which makes their vodka with small batches of potatoes. For corn vodka, which has a sweeter finish and is much easier to find in the US, we recommend Spring44. Some high-end vodkas like Grey Goose (Jen’s favorite for Martinis) are even made of wheat!
By the way, there is such thing as high proof
vodka, but as it mostly tastes like diesel fuel we’ve left it out of this book, and stuck with classier vodka-based drinks like Dylan’s original the Moving Fjord and fun classics like the Sex on the Beach.
Gin
If you’re like Jen, you didn’t have much of a taste for gin until one night when you tried it again, and then wanted to drink nothing else ever again. Gin is made primarily from juniper berries, but also contains a variety of botanicals like coriander, sage, orange peel, cucumber, and rosemary. A distillery tweaking the amounts and kinds