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    Oh Yeah, An Elf
    Oh Yeah, An Elf
    Oh Yeah, An Elf
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    Oh Yeah, An Elf

    By LL Brooks

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    Enchained, enchanted, cursed....

    Since coming home from Afghanistan, finding himself in a motel room with some random guy he’d picked up in a bar was nothing new for Jason Burge. To have the random hottie say he was an elf...yeah...okay, that was different. Sex on two feet or not, the whole thing was just too weird for Jason’s tastes. But, just when Jason decided it was time to leave, things go from weird to just plain crazy when Guy, a real live elf with pointed ears and all, appears out of thin air.

    Jason suddenly finds himself embroiled in a war involving elves, demons, fairies, and – who can tell one from the other when they’re all glamoured? – dragons. One thing is sure, Jason wants nothing to do with any of it. Well...maybe there is one thing he wants – a sexy elf named Guy.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPainted Hearts Publishing
    Release dateNov 7, 2017
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      Oh Yeah, An Elf - LL Brooks

      Oh Yeah, An Elf

      LL BROOKS

      Oh Yeah, An Elf

      Copyright © 2017, LL Brooks

      Published by Painted Hearts Publishing

      Smashwords Edition

      About the Book You Have Purchased

      All rights reserved. Without reserving the rights under copyright, reserved above, no part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in or introduced into a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form, or any other means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise) without the prior written permission of the copyright owner and the above publisher of this book. Such action is in violation of the U.S. Copyright Law.

      Unauthorized reproduction of distribution of this copyrighted work is illegal. Criminal copyright infringement, including infringement without monetary gain, is investigated by the FBI and is punishable by up to 5 years in federal prison and a fine of $250,000.

      Oh Yeah, An Elf

      Copyright © 2017 LL Brooks

      ISBN 10: 1-946379-26-3

      ISBN 13: 978-1-946379-26-9

      Author: LL Brooks

      Edited By: Ashley Kain

      Publication Date: October 2017

      All cover art and logo copyright © 2017 by Painted Hearts Publishing

      Cover design by E Keith

      ALL RIGHTS RESERVED: This literary work may not be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, including electronic or photographic reproduction, in whole or in part, without express written permission.

      All characters and events in this book are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is strictly coincidental.

      Chapter One

      Let me get this straight. You’re not really what you appear to be. You’re ah… Jason paused with a grin at the play on words. …you’re a fairy.

      Elf, Emory corrected, irritation sounding in his voice. Do you mock me?

      Jason scoffed. Emory might well be the greatest hunk of sex on two feet he’d seen or hooked up with in a long time—maybe ever—but he was turning out to be a bit weird. Hell, a lot weird, enough so that all six feet of toned body, face out of a dream, wavy golden locks, and a voice that caressed with every word wasn’t going to keep Jason in the rented motel room.

      You could say that, he answered. You’re either looney tones or into some kind of role playing shit I’ve got no use for.

      Starting for the door, Jason blinked at how fast Emory shot in front of him, blocking his path. I am required by Regency Law to tell you before I fuck you.

      Get out of my way.

      Emory’s hand dropped. Even though Jason intended to back off, side-step away, whatever, to avoid the hand aimed at his crotch, the message to his muscles never left his brain. The hand connected, stilling any effort. The palm pressed against his cock, and the fingers tap danced on his balls. His brain kept saying move, get away from him, he’s crazy. His fucking cock dragged his hips forward wanting more. He wasn’t too sure his balls weren’t dancing around inside his sack, and that voice whispering in his ear sent chills up and down his spine even if he couldn’t understand a single word.

      Though I have little regard for Regency law.

      Arms hanging limp, Jason’s hips moved, rubbing against the palm in cadence with the voice. His brain still said, Get away, but his legs and arms didn’t respond even when Emory’s free hand worked Jason’s pants down off his hips. When the hell did he open the snap and zipper? Something weird was going on, and even though his cock was hard as a rock, his hips rocked, and he panted, Jason’s mind still screamed, Get the hell out of here!

      Why the hell couldn’t he move other than humping?

      Say you want me, the melodious voice ordered. Say you want me to fuck you.

      Fighting not to obey, his tongue rolled into a ball, gagging him. Panic had a hold of him, building rapidly. Everything was escalating, his breathing, his heartbeat, the humping rate of his hips, and he feared his head would explode.

      Not understanding why, Jason knew he didn’t want Emory fucking him. What the hell was wrong with him? He always enjoyed a good fucking, top or bottom. Emory’s looks were just a cherry on top. So why did relief wash over when another voice, sharp and commanding, cut through Emory’s mesmerizing words?

      Jason didn’t understand those words. He didn’t need to. Turning his head was enough. Holy shit! It was a fucking elf!

      * * * *

      Jason woke up, shoving back with his feet until his shoulders and head met the wall. Stay away from me.

      If I meant you any harm, it would already be done.

      Yeah, Jason had to agree to that, while embarrassed beyond reason over fainting like a little girl and literally being caught with his pants down. Shit, his head was pounding. Hitching his pants up over his butt, He pushed back until he was sitting, leaning against the wall and crossed his ankles. How much he actually achieved the causal look he was going for he couldn’t tell. Damned hard to do when his cock and balls were near to exploding and hurt like hell. The fact his cock was sticking straight up in the air only added to his embarrassment. In no way could he even close his pants.

      The hunk newcomer, as dark as Emory had been fair, didn’t look anything like Jason thought when he first saw him. Enchanting blond good looks, a glow about him, and especially what he thought were pointed ears, were gone, along with whatever craziness made him think he’s even seen them. The guy was rough looking, like a quarterback or maybe a lightweight wrestler. So similar to Jason’s own build and color it was almost like looking in a mirror. He sure as hell didn’t look like any elf.

      I stopped E’bwan from seducing you.

      Covering his face with both hands, Jason groaned. Okay, craziness wasn’t over. Someone must have slipped some kind of drug into his drink at the bar. Emory! Damn him. Let me guess. You’re a fairy, too.

      Elf.

      Yeah, right, an elf. Laughing over another play on words, he asked, Are you a fairy elf, too?

      E’bwan is not a fairy elf. There are no fairy elves. Even the few of mixed heritage are not called such.

      I meant gay.

      Most times I am reasonably happy, though it is doubtful the same can be said for E’bwan.

      Assuming this guy meant Emory, Jason’s eyes rolled. He couldn’t help it. Anyone ever tell you that you talk funny?

      This is my first contact with humans. I have yet to feel completely comfortable in your language. I must ask—did you partake in an exchange of bodily fluids before I arrived?

      Do you mean did we fuck?

      I refer to intercourse or oral gratification. I am aware of the meaning of the term you used and also that it causes offense to some and therefore did not use it.

      Fuck or blow job. Jason gave up on appearing casual. He fucking hurt and drew up his legs in an effort to find some relief.

      Obviously neither offends you.

      "Fucking right, neither fucking offends me."

      I was under the impression that extension use of that word in verb, noun, adverb, and adjective forms indicated a restricted vocabulary.

      Not hurting too much to not be offended, Jason snapped, Are you calling me stupid?

      Simply making an observation.

      At his limit, Jason told him, Go away. He needed desperately to do something to relieve his hard-on.

      "I cannot. You failed to respond in answer to my question. I shall rephrase it more to your understanding. Did you allow E’bwan to fuck you or did you blow

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