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    Wino Wisdoms and My Emails to God
    Wino Wisdoms and My Emails to God
    Wino Wisdoms and My Emails to God
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    Wino Wisdoms and My Emails to God

    By J. Bango

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    Sometimes, a person just has to go straight to the source for answers in life, even when choosing to bypass the usual research methods. Of course, this is the result of partaking in the end of day libations and attempting to figure out the non-sensible. Wino Wisdoms is the finest in truisms and adult, bathroom, humor. However, take heed with this warning: do not try this it home--the process will hurt your head and trash a good buzz.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJ. Bango
    Release dateDec 5, 2017
    ISBN9781370599370
    Wino Wisdoms and My Emails to God
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    J. Bango

    #Chicklit for admirers of smart & #sexy satire, #romcom banter and #erotic word flavor. Life is hard―kick its ass. Love your fetish. #Collegehumor gone wild.Author of new adult fiction and romantic comedies. Realistic plots for today's reader, laced in satire and sexy, adult humor. A self-improvement book and an illustrated children's short story book are also available.My novels tend to bend towards a real-time and satirical view of the world with regards to all relationships˗˗friendships, lovers, family, education, career, all of it. There is no normal despite the fact that some spend a lifetime pursuing it. Normalcy is in the dysfunction of life. It's there; that the real fun and our most memorable times are created. Without loose threads, there is no laughter, no surprise, no reason to seek out anything or anyone. Simply put, I love characters who do what they want to do and make no excuses about it. They thrive and grow on experiences, which is exactly what the goal should be˗˗total freedom with no regret.I am a voracious reader when I'm not writing. My interests vary quite a bit with what I read and I guess that's what keeps me constantly searching for new concepts and perceptions. Nothing wrong with the classics mind you. Discovery can be found everywhere and it's enjoyable to see the birthing of imagination in others as they put pen to paper.It's also fair to say that I am very much a lover of the solitude and beauty that nature offers. Whether it be a lone sandy beach in the tropics, the gorgeous high country in Arizona or the ominous forests of upstate New York, I enjoy all of it. From time to time, I'll frequent a local brewery for a stout or two, but I certainly would never throw my nose up at a nice glass of red in the night time hours. Especially a rainy night with that perfect new book. Cheers!

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      Wino Wisdoms and My Emails to God - J. Bango

      Wino Wisdoms

      & My Emails to God

      Written by J. Bango

      Wino Wisdoms & My Emails to God. © 2017 by David Schoenhofen. All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in or introduced into a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form, or by any means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise) without the prior written permission of both the copyright owner and publisher of this book, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews.

      This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, brands, media and incidences either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. The author acknowledges the trademarked status and trademark owners of various products referenced in this work of fiction. The publication/use of these trademarks is not authorized, associated with or sponsored by the trademark owners.

      Published by D. Schoenhofen. Please contact sdschoenhofen@aol.com

      This book contains adult content including strong language and situations.

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