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It's good to stay in touch with friends, even when they live on Mars!
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- Explain That to a Martian
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Three in the morning. I was drunk. Nothing new there. I needed to pee, and found "Joe" in my lounge. Don't get me wrong. Joe's a nice guy. He just happens to come from Mars. So, we talked a while, had fish finger sandwiches, he asked a lot of stupid questions, and I'm still drunk.
- Explain That to a Martian 2
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Ok for kids 15 to 99. I had visitors. They had come all the way from Mars for my fish finger sandwiches.
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Gary Weston
Hello again.I've added Drifta's Quest 2 on this site. Unlikely to be a Drifta's Quest 3 but never say never. I am already working on a new book to fit in between other creative projects. As a mere lad of 68 I have a good few years to tell my stories so I hope people will keep enjoying them.
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