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My Only Crime Was Being Born, Volume 2
My Only Crime Was Being Born, Vol. 3
My Only Crime Was Being Born: An Autobiography, Volume 1
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I have always liked to write. I actually had my first published article in Railroad Model Craftsman magazine in July, 1963 when I was 16 years old (I said 18 in earlier volumes but it had to be 16.). You could look it up. Reading and writing have been my two passions most of my life since with my wonderful Asperger's Syndrome I wasn't exactly a social butterfly; I was more like a social Caterpillar. Unfortunately I haven't got into the butterfly phase even to this day.
Actually a lot of what you are reading about the author in this section comes from Volume 1 of my autobiography because basically the author hasn't changed so a lot of the information is pretty much the same as written in Volume 1. Besides so few people bought Volume 1 that this is virtually new material, I hope that isn't true for Volume 3. Again like in Volume 3 like in Volume 2, I am plagiarizing lots of the ‘About the Author’ for two reasons: 1) the information is the same because it’s about the same Jeffee you read about in Volume 1 & 2 (I didn’t feel comfortable forcing anybody to have to go through this – you didn’t see Frodo hand the ring off to some other stiff in Volume 2 or 3 of the Lord of the Rings did you?
I still spend most of my life alone reading books because I don’t have any book tours or book signing to go too unfortunately? (How the hell do you do a book signing for an eBook? I've had some great friends of my life but unfortunately they're all gone right now; you'll read about some of them in this book. You gonna go with the flow when you play the cards life deals you. (Though I do feel like folding with the 2-3 I got dealt!)
You'll see from reading this book that I had a very interesting two years with Army Audit Agency in Michigan (no, I don’t wish again I was back in Michigan!). My hope is that like J. R. R. R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings, you will buy all three volumes; if you buy all three volumes I know I will make more money and I am not a math major!
My work career has been basically screwed up ever since I first got my first job. You'll see I’m able to fill the many pages of Volume 3 of this autobiography because just so much weird ass stuff happens to me and I just love to share it.
Also you will get to read about many other crappy jobs I had in my life besides the Army. Basically it is fair to say I have never had the ideal job I would like to have at any point in my life. Actually the current government job I have now is probably the best one I've ever had but again it's far from my ideal job. Actually you are getting a taste of my ideal job reading this book because my ideal job would be to be a full-time writer of nonfiction books, essays, my opinions on things, my autobiography.
You cannot believe how difficult it is for me to even give my help away for free but I'll keep trying because that's my nature. Even though I have wonderful Asperger's Syndrome and I am a big introvert, my driving passion in life has always been to help other people and I will keep doing that until the day they put me under. Actually they won't put me under for a while because I donated my body to the University of Texas to help medical students learn how to cut people open and they use your body for about five years before they finally cremate you.
So read this book and laugh or cry or say thank God I didn't live most of his life and all of them will be correct. Like I said I'm a writing junkie so this book is about 200 pages in Word, God knows how many pages the book is gonna be when it goes e-book style.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherJeffrey Weber
Release dateJul 1, 2011
My Only Crime Was Being Born, Volume 2
My Only Crime Was Being Born, Vol. 3
My Only Crime Was Being Born: An Autobiography, Volume 1

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  • My Only Crime Was Being Born: An Autobiography, Volume 1

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    My Only Crime Was Being Born: An Autobiography, Volume 1
    My Only Crime Was Being Born: An Autobiography, Volume 1

    I have always liked to write. I actually had my first published article in Railroad Model Craftsman magazine in July, 1965 when I was 18 years old. You could look it up. Reading and writing have been my two passions most of my life since with my wonderful Asperger's Syndrome I wasn't exactly a social butterfly; I was more like a social caterpillar, unfortunately I haven't got into the butterfly phase even to this day. So I spent most of my life alone reading books. I didn't have computers to play with in the old days but now my computer is definitely my best friend as I don't have any close friends around here in San Antonio unfortunately. I've have had some great friends of my life but unfortunately they're all gone right now. You'll read about some of them in this book. I firmly believe you gotta go with the flow and play the cards life deals you. You'll see from reading this book that I spent the first 12 years of school going to "wonderful" Catholic schools, St. Paul's grade school and Don Bosco High School. Then I finally escaped the Catholic school system and had a wonderful time going to school at the University of Arizona, some of the best years of my life. I graduated from the University of Arizona in 1969 (technically 1970) because I couldn't pass this damn required Spanish class and I finally figured out by taking it correspondence –style the grade wouldn't hurt me and I could pass it and be on my way. I actually graduated in January 1970 while I was attending the University of Arizona law school. After three semesters of law school my law school career ended, and then since I'm still a college junkie, I took many classes at Pima Community College mainly to make G.I. bill money. And then you'll see later on when my baseball system didn't work out and I was living in Las Vegas, I finally did a smart thing and went back to school at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas and got an accounting degree. With that accounting degree I was finally able to get real employment and a real job gave me a chance to actually bring my wonderful fiancée Judy from Hong Kong to the United States and get married. That was the best decision of my life and probably the only reason I'm still here today to write this and give it to you. So read this book and weep or laugh or cry or say thank God I didn't lived most of his life and all of them will be correct. Like I said, I'm a writing junkie so this book which is over 250 Word pages; God knows how many pages the book is gonna be when it goes e-book style. I can't figure that crap out but Volume 1, yes I said Volume 1; I've already written volume 2. I'm in the process of editing it so if you like this you probably will like Volume 2 too!

  • My Only Crime Was Being Born, Volume 2

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    My Only Crime Was Being Born, Volume 2
    My Only Crime Was Being Born, Volume 2

    I have always liked to write. I actually had my first published article in Railroad Model Craftsman magazine in July, 1963 when I was 16 years old. You could look it up. Reading and writing have been my two passions most of my life since with my wonderful Asperger's Syndrome I wasn't exactly a social butterfly; I was more like a social Caterpillar. Unfortunately I haven't got into the butterfly phase even to this day. Actually a lot of what you are reading about the author in this section comes from Volume 1 of my autobiography because basically the author hasn't changed so a lot of the information is pretty much the same as written in Volume 1. Besides so few people bought Volume 1 that this is virtually new material, I hope that isn't true for Volume 3. So I spent most of my life alone reading books because I didn't have computers to play with in the old days but now my computer is definitely my best friend as I don't have many close friends around here in San Antonio unfortunately. I've have had some great friends of my life but unfortunately they're all gone right now you'll read about some of them in this book. You gonna go with the flow when you play the cards life deals you. You'll see from reading this book that I had a very interesting two years in the Army. As you read in Volume 1 (I hope) of my autobiography, at least I hope you read it because then you would've bought it and I would've gotten some money from the sale of it. My Army career has been basically screwed up ever since I first got the hiring notice from the Army or in more common jargon my draft notice. You'll see the Army made no use of my talents throughout my brief two years in the Army, though at the time it didn't seem so brief. But thanks for the Army, I'm able to fill many pages of Volume 2 of this biography because just so many weird ass things happened to me and I just love to share it. Also you will get to read about many other crappy jobs I had in my life besides the Army. Basically it is fair to say I have never had the ideal job I would like to have at any point in my life. Actually the current government job I have now is probably the best one I've ever had but again it's far from my ideal job. Actually you getting a taste of my ideal job reading this book because my ideal job would be to be a full-time writer of nonfiction books, essays, my opinions on things, my autobiography, that I've completed two volumes on and will soon start on Volume 3 and basically I love helping people invest. You cannot believe how difficult it is for me to even give my help away for free but I'll keep trying because that's my nature. Even though I have wonderful Asperger's Syndrome and I am a big introvert, my driving passion in life has always been to help other people and I will keep doing that until the day they put me under. Actually they won't put me under for a while because I donated my body to the University of Texas to help medical students learn how to cut people open and they use your body for about five years before they finally cremate you. So read this book and laugh or cry or say thank God I didn't live most of his life and all of them will be correct. Like I said I'm a writing junkie so this book is over 260 pages in Word, God knows how many pages the book is gonna be when it goes e-book style. I can't figure that stuff out but this is Volume 2, yes I said Volume 2; I've already started writing Volume 3.

  • My Only Crime Was Being Born, Vol. 3

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    My Only Crime Was Being Born, Vol. 3
    My Only Crime Was Being Born, Vol. 3

    I have always liked to write. I actually had my first published article in Railroad Model Craftsman magazine in July, 1963 when I was 16 years old (I said 18 in earlier volumes but it had to be 16.). You could look it up. Reading and writing have been my two passions most of my life since with my wonderful Asperger's Syndrome I wasn't exactly a social butterfly; I was more like a social Caterpillar. Unfortunately I haven't got into the butterfly phase even to this day. Actually a lot of what you are reading about the author in this section comes from Volume 1 of my autobiography because basically the author hasn't changed so a lot of the information is pretty much the same as written in Volume 1. Besides so few people bought Volume 1 that this is virtually new material, I hope that isn't true for Volume 3. Again like in Volume 3 like in Volume 2, I am plagiarizing lots of the ‘About the Author’ for two reasons: 1) the information is the same because it’s about the same Jeffee you read about in Volume 1 & 2 (I didn’t feel comfortable forcing anybody to have to go through this – you didn’t see Frodo hand the ring off to some other stiff in Volume 2 or 3 of the Lord of the Rings did you? I still spend most of my life alone reading books because I don’t have any book tours or book signing to go too unfortunately? (How the hell do you do a book signing for an eBook? I've had some great friends of my life but unfortunately they're all gone right now; you'll read about some of them in this book. You gonna go with the flow when you play the cards life deals you. (Though I do feel like folding with the 2-3 I got dealt!) You'll see from reading this book that I had a very interesting two years with Army Audit Agency in Michigan (no, I don’t wish again I was back in Michigan!). My hope is that like J. R. R. R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings, you will buy all three volumes; if you buy all three volumes I know I will make more money and I am not a math major! My work career has been basically screwed up ever since I first got my first job. You'll see I’m able to fill the many pages of Volume 3 of this autobiography because just so much weird ass stuff happens to me and I just love to share it. Also you will get to read about many other crappy jobs I had in my life besides the Army. Basically it is fair to say I have never had the ideal job I would like to have at any point in my life. Actually the current government job I have now is probably the best one I've ever had but again it's far from my ideal job. Actually you are getting a taste of my ideal job reading this book because my ideal job would be to be a full-time writer of nonfiction books, essays, my opinions on things, my autobiography. You cannot believe how difficult it is for me to even give my help away for free but I'll keep trying because that's my nature. Even though I have wonderful Asperger's Syndrome and I am a big introvert, my driving passion in life has always been to help other people and I will keep doing that until the day they put me under. Actually they won't put me under for a while because I donated my body to the University of Texas to help medical students learn how to cut people open and they use your body for about five years before they finally cremate you. So read this book and laugh or cry or say thank God I didn't live most of his life and all of them will be correct. Like I said I'm a writing junkie so this book is about 200 pages in Word, God knows how many pages the book is gonna be when it goes e-book style.

Author

Jeffrey Weber

Bio - I was born in the Bronx. I had my first article published in Railroad Model Craftsman (model trains- published in Ramsey, NJ) in July, 1965 when I was 17. I have published my own newsletter for the last ten years. (http://www.jjjinvesting.com) A sample is available on my web site, which I designed. For over one year, I have published a weekly column for Talking Points newsletter entitled Contrarian Corner. I went to college at the University of Arizona and got a Bachelor's Degree in History & Government. Then law school for a year and a half & then to the University of Nevada, Las Vegas for a Bachelor's in Accounting. I worked for the US Army as an auditor and lived 17 years in Germany, Korea, Japan & Belgium. I have my own investing book called "I Guarantee You Will Buy Low Sell High and Make Money or Here Are the Customer's Yachts." And I continue to publish my monthly investing newsletter showing best investments for my book. I lead an interesting life so I decided to write my bio in the same way Mark Twain wrote his. Volume 1 of my Bio "My Only Crime Was Being Born" will be published soon.

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