A Dalliance with Mr Lao
By Dixon James
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A humorous breakup story.
Since Debbie lef his heart in tatters, Richard is unable to cook, to clean the house or even to leave the house. Reduced to a Breakup Man version of himself, depression sets in and Richard spends all day in front of day time television, crying into his stubble.
Then the cartoon cat makes an appearance. In fact, many facets of Richard's life seem to be taking on a cartoonish sheen as he sits weeping on the couch and consuming cheap Mr Lao's chinese noodles.
Is it depressive psychosis? The world certainly looks trippy today, but it may not be as simple as that, and it's going to take more than a self help tv show to heal this breakup breakdown. Meanwhile, the cartoon cat is quite friendly...
A Dalliance with Mr Lao is one of many short stories by Dixon James.
Dixon James
Dixon James lives in Perth, Western Australia, where he wears a sack over his head due to sun sensitivity. He only takes it off for author photos and his friends are beginning to suspect that he is a vampire. He has worked as a gardener, video producer, actor, woodcutter and radio announcer. For the last seven years has been constructing his own house due to a deep subconscious desire to bang his head on things. He has a brown belt in Ninjukai Taijutsu and a distrust of misplaced apostrophes. Dixon James writes in many genres and has work available at all good ebook stores. You can find him on Twitter @storygeyser.
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