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3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs
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An enormous collection of over 3,000 side-splitting jokes for every occasion.
Jokes range from quick-fire one-liners and observations to rambling yarns, and from the classic to the modern. This book contains quips for every occasion, from the best man’s speech to the sales conference to the children’s party, or just for swapping around the pub table, and it’s arranged by subject matter so it’s easy to find just the right joke.
This hilarious book will appeal both to people who want to find a specific joke for a specific event, and to anyone who wants to settle down in an armchair and have a good old laugh.
Jokes include:
• What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.
• What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.
• What did the slug say to the snail? ‘Big Issue?’
Jokes range from quick-fire one-liners and observations to rambling yarns, and from the classic to the modern. This book contains quips for every occasion, from the best man’s speech to the sales conference to the children’s party, or just for swapping around the pub table, and it’s arranged by subject matter so it’s easy to find just the right joke.
This hilarious book will appeal both to people who want to find a specific joke for a specific event, and to anyone who wants to settle down in an armchair and have a good old laugh.
Jokes include:
• What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.
• What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.
• What did the slug say to the snail? ‘Big Issue?’
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Mike Haskins
Mike Haskins is an author and scriptwriter. On TV and radio he has provided material for the likes of Steve Coogan, Simon Pegg, Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis and Griff Rhys Jones with whom he has worked for over 20 years. He has written over 50 books including the bestselling joke collection Man Walks Into a Bar. He lives in the north-west of England where he regularly enjoys drinks and tall tales with a group of ageing amateur cricketers.
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