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    My Weirdest School #10: Miss Newman Isn't Human!
    My Weirdest School #10: Miss Newman Isn't Human!
    My Weirdest School #10: Miss Newman Isn't Human!
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    My Weirdest School #10: Miss Newman Isn't Human!

    By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot

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    With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

    In this tenth book in the new My Weirdest School series, Sprinkles Newman, the local TV meteorologist, is coming to Ella Mentry School! She’s going to teach A.J. and the gang all about the weather. But what happens when a real live (well, not live) hurricane comes to the school? Hold on to your umbrellas!

    Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateFeb 13, 2018
    ISBN9780062429414
    My Weirdest School #10: Miss Newman Isn't Human!
    Author

    Dan Gutman

    Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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      Wow I love all the weird school books but that is probably one of my favorites it’s so funny!
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      I love the surprise at the end. Arlo was super brave.

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    My Weirdest School #10 - Dan Gutman

    Dedication

    To Alison Gust

    Contents

    Dedication

      1. Indoor Recess

      2. Sprinkles and Luke Warm

      3. That’s Gotta Hurt

      4. Stop Reading This Book!

      5. Atta Girl!

      6. The D Word

      7. A Special Prize

      8. Numbers

      9. Okay, So I Lied

    10. The L Word

    11. Pigs in Blankets

    About the Author and Illustrator

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    My name is A.J. and I hate rain.

    Rain is horrible. You can’t ride your bike in the rain. You can’t play outside. Everything gets soaked. Your sneakers get squishy. You have to wear a dorky raincoat to school.

    And then there’s the most horrible thing about rain . . .

    INDOOR RECESS.

    Ugh! Indoor recess was the worst invention in the history of the world.*

    I hate rain, I said on Friday morning as I hung up my dorky raincoat in the cloakroom.

    Me too, said my friends Ryan and Michael.

    Me three, said Alexia, this girl who rides a skateboard all the time.

    Me four, said Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes.

    "But rain is a good thing, Arlo, said Andrea Young, this annoying girl with curly brown hair. She calls me by my real name because she knows I don’t like it. If we didn’t have rain, we wouldn’t have water to drink."

    I hate drinking water, I told Andrea.

    If we didn’t have rain, we wouldn’t have water to fill our bathtubs, Andrea said.

    I hate taking baths.

    The flowers wouldn’t grow, Andrea said.

    I hate flowers.

    Andrea rolled her eyes.

    Her crybaby friend Emily hung up her dorky raincoat next to mine. She was carrying a big plate covered with plastic wrap.

    If we didn’t have rain, she said, we wouldn’t have brownies!

    BROWNIES?!

    I made them with my mom, Emily said. One of the ingredients is water.

    Hmmm. I may have to rethink my position on rain.

    That’s when our teacher, Mr. Cooper, came flying into the room. And I do mean flying. Mr. Cooper thinks he’s a superhero. But he’s not a very good one. He tripped on an electrical cord and almost knocked over Emily’s plate of brownies.

    Good morning! Mr. Cooper said. We’re going to have a super day!

    What’s your superpower for today, Mr. Cooper? asked

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