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    Learn Spanish With Jokes 2
    Learn Spanish With Jokes 2
    Learn Spanish With Jokes 2
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    Learn Spanish With Jokes 2

    By Jeremy Taylor

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    For people who enjoyed Learn Spanish With Jokes 1, here's LSWJ2! More jokes, more fun, more great cartoons.
    Many millions of people around the world want to improve their Spanish. Are you one of them? Have you tried Learn-Spanish-in-a-week CD ROMS, boring grammar courses, mind-numbing self study courses? Are you looking for something that is a joy to use? Something that will entertain you while you learn? Learn Spanish without even realising it? Look no further. Learn Spanish with jokes - an excellent way for English speakers to practise their Spanish with around 3500 words of Spanish. Great jokes like:
    “He leído tantos libros sobre fumar y beber que he decidido dejarlo”.
    “¿De fumar o de beber?”
    “De leer”.
    or this classic:
    Policía: “Disculpe, señor, su perro ha estado persiguiendo a un hombre en bicicleta”.
    Hombre: “¡Estupideces! Mi perro no sabe andar en bicicleta”.

    When you're trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways - and reading jokes is probably the best of all.
    Good reasons for downloading Learn Spanish with Jokes 2.
    It improves your reading skills.
    It improves your spelling - and your writing.
    It will give you some interesting new vocabulary.
    Jokes are short - and you will be rewarded with a laugh (or a groan).
    Jokes are memorable - so you can tell your friends the jokes later.
    If you're a teacher, you can entertain your students.
    If you're a student, you can entertain your teachers.
    It is a GREAT way to improve your English - or Spanish.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJeremy Taylor
    Release dateJan 25, 2018
    ISBN9781370136896
    Learn Spanish With Jokes 2
    Author

    Jeremy Taylor

    I've been writing since 1984, had my first book published in 1989 and have published another 55 books since then. I write mostly for teenage learners of English but also write a lot of short stories.

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      Learn Spanish With Jokes 2 - Jeremy Taylor

      Introduction

      In Learn Spanish With Jokes 2 there are 100 more jokes for you to enjoy and also improve your Spanish. It is entirely up to you how you use the book though, like a swimming pool, we recommend that you don’t stay in for too long or you won’t enjoy it as much. We recommend ten jokes a day, then wait, if you can, until the following day for the next ten.

      Some jokes are aimed at ten year olds - so if you are forty, don’t complain that you’ve heard some of them before. If you’re ten, don’t worry that you don’t understand some of the jokes aimed at adults. Try again in another ten years.

      Happy reading and look out for joke books 3 and 4 which should be available soon.

      JT + AP 2019

      101.

      Mujer enojada: Si yo fuese su esposa, pondría veneno en su té.

      Winston Churchill: Señora, si yo fuese su esposo, me lo tomaría.

      si yo fuse – if I were

      veneno - poison

      101.

      Angry woman: If I were your wife, I’d put poison in your tea.

      Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.

      102.

      Winston Churchill estaba en una fiesta y había bebido demasiado.

      Mujer: ¡Winston, usted está borracho!

      Winston Churchill: Y usted es fea; pero mañana yo estaré sobrio.

      Estar borracho/ ebrio – to be drunk

      Sobrio – sober

      102.

      Winston Churchill was at a party and he had had too much to drink.

      Woman: Winston, you’re drunk!

      Winston Churchill: And you’re ugly; but tomorrow I’ll be sober.

      103.

      Maestra: (mirando el cuaderno del alumno) Ay, querido, Graham, jamás debes comenzar una oración con ‘porque’.

      Graham: ¿Por qué no?

      Maestra: ¡Porque yo lo digo!

      una oración – a sentence

      103.

      Teacher: (Looking at pupil’s book) Oh dear, Graham. You should never begin a sentence with ‘because’.

      Graham: Why not?

      Teacher: Because I say so!

      104.

      Chica: ¿Crees que soy superficial?

      Chico: No, ¿por qué?

      Chica: Porque las chicas tan hermosas como yo normalmente lo son.

      ser superficial – to be vain

      104.

      Girl: Do you think I’m vain?

      Boy: Not really, why?

      Girl: Because girls as beautiful as me, usually are.

      105.

      ¿Por qué no hay muchos elefantes en la universidad?

      No lo sé.

      Porque no muchos de ellos pasan el examen de admisión.

      Examen de admission – A’ levels

      105.

      Why aren't there many elephants at University?

      I don’t know.

      Because not many of them pass their A ‘levels.

      106.

      Una mujer viajaba en autobús con su bebé cuando un hombre se acercó a ella y dijo: Ese es el bebé más feo que he visto.

      La mujer, obviamente se molestó mucho por esto.

      "¿Qué pasa? Preguntó el conductor.

      Ese hombre de allí me ha molestado, dijo la mujer.

      Bueno, no se quede allí sentada, dijo el conductor. "Vaya allá y dígale lo que piensa

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