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    DC Super Heroes World's Greatest Jokes: Featuring Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and more!
    DC Super Heroes World's Greatest Jokes: Featuring Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and more!
    DC Super Heroes World's Greatest Jokes: Featuring Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and more!
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    DC Super Heroes World's Greatest Jokes: Featuring Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and more!

    By Michael Dahl and Donald Lemke

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    Hundreds of laugh-out-loud jokes featuring Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and other DC Super Heroes! Why does Bruce Wayne brush his teeth every night? So he doesn't get Bat-breath! Where do most of the world's super heroes live? Cape Town! Featuring 400+ kid-approved jokes and full-color artwork, this official DC Comics joke book will have readers exploding with laughter! The perfect gift for super hero fans young, old, and everyone in between.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherCapstone Young Readers
    Release dateFeb 1, 2018
    ISBN9781684360031
    DC Super Heroes World's Greatest Jokes: Featuring Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and more!
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    Michael Dahl

    Michael Dahl is the prolific author of the bestselling Goodnight, Baseball picture book and more than 200 other books for children and young adults. He has won the Association of Educational Publishers Distinguished Achievement Award three times for his nonfiction, a Teachers’ Choice Award from Learning Magazine, and a Seal of Excellence from the Creative Child Awards. Dahl currently lives in Minnesota.

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      Book preview

      DC Super Heroes World's Greatest Jokes - Michael Dahl

      CONTENTS

      Cover

      Title Page

      Chapter One: MONSTER JOKES!

      Chapter Two: ANIMAL JOKES!

      Chapter Three: SCHOOL JOKES!

      Chapter Four: KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES!

      How To Tell Jokes!

      Explore More

      About the Authors

      Copyright

      Back Cover

      CHAPTER ONE

      MONSTER JOKES!

      Why did Aquaman sleep with a night-light?

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      What is the scariest place for Aquaman to swim?

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      What is the second scariest place for Aquaman to swim?

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      What did Aqualad say when he first saw an ocean monster?

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      What is Aquaman’s secret weapon for defeating sea monsters?

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      What did Lex Luthor get when he crossed a skunk with a giant?

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      What happened when a monster ate Lex Luthor’s uranium?

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      What did Lex Luthor get when he crossed Comet the Super-Horse with a monster?

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      What did Lex Luthor create when he combined a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?

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      What do you call Krypto the Super-Dog when he sees a monster?

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      Why did Krypto and the werewolf stop fighting?

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      How did Krypto lose track of the evil monster?

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      What type of Super-Pet is good at catching vampires?

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      What do you get when you cross Supergirl with a ghost?

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      What did Jimmy Olsen get when he took a photo of a two-headed monster?

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      What happens when a monster rides in Wonder Woman’s Invisible Jet?

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      Where do cyclops come from?

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      What is as tall as Giganta but doesn’t weigh anything?

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      How can you tell when Green Arrow is afraid of monsters?

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      Is the Atom ever afraid of monsters?

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      What does Silver Banshee put on her bagels?

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      What is Silver Banshee’s favorite ice cream topping?

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      Bizarro’s Opposite jokes!

      What do you call a Bizarro mummy?

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      What do you call a Bizarro vampire?

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      What do you call a Bizarro werewolf?

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      What do you call a Bizarro insect?

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      Why did Lois Lane choose to write her news story at a cemetery?

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      What happened when the ghost visited the Daily Planet Building?

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      What is General Zod’s favorite musical?

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      What did Bizarro say to his son after he hadn’t seen him for a while?

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      Where did zombie Bizarro come from?

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      How does Superman keep zombies from invading the Fortress of Solitude?

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      Has Wonder Woman ever seen the Abominable Snowman?

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      What side of Titano has the most hair?

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