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    Collector's Item

    By Evelyn E. Smith

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    Being trapped in the steaming h—l of Venus is no excuse for forgetting one's manners—but anyone abducted, marooned, tricked, kept from tea might well crack under the strain!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJovian Press
    Release dateDec 17, 2016
    ISBN9781537812519
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    Evelyn E. Smith

    Evelyn E. Smith (25 July 1922 – 4 July 2000) was an American writer of science fiction and mysteries, as well as a compiler of crossword puzzles.

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      Collector's Item - Evelyn E. Smith

      COLLECTOR’S ITEM

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      Evelyn E. Smith

      JOVIAN PRESS

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      Copyright © 2016 by Evelyn E. Smith

      Interior design by Pronoun

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      TABLE OF CONTENTS

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      WHAT I SHOULD LIKE TO know, Professor Bernardi said, gazing pensively after the lizard-man as he bore the shrieking form of Miss Anspacher off in his scaly arms, is whether he is planning to eat her or make love to her. Because, in the latter instance, I’m not sure we should interfere. It may be her only chance.

      Carl! his wife cried indignantly. That’s a horrid thing to say! You must rescue her at once!

      Oh, I suppose so, he said, then gave his wife a nasty little grin that he knew would irritate her. It isn’t that she’s unattractive, my dear, in case you hadn’t noticed, though she’s pretty well past the bloom of youth—

      "Will you stop making leering noises and go save her or not?"

      I was coming to that. It’s just that she persists in using her Ph.D. as a club to beat men into respectful pulps. Men don’t like being beaten into respectful pulps, whether by a man or a woman. Now if she’d only learned that other people have feelings—

      If you don’t stop lecturing and go, I will! his wife threatened.

      All right, all right, he said wearily. Come on, Mortland.

      The two scientists slogged through the steamy, odorous jungle of Venus and soon reached the lizard-man, who, weighed down by his captive, had not been able to travel as fast.

      You blast him, the professor told Mortland. Try not to hit Miss Anspacher, if you can manage it.

      Er—I’ve never fired one of these things before, Mortland said. Can’t stand having my eardrums blasted. However, here goes. He pointed his weapon at the lizardlike creature in a gingerly manner. Ah—hands up, he ordered. Only fair to give the—well, blighter a sporting chance, he explained to Professor Bernardi.

      To their amazement, the lizard-man promptly dropped Miss Anspacher into the lavender-colored mud and put up his hands. Miss Anspacher gave an indignant yelp.

      Seems intelligent in spite of the kidnaping, Mortland commented. But how does he happen to understand English? We’re the only expedition ever to have reached Venus ... that I know of, anyway. He and the professor stared at each other in consternation. There may have been a secret expedition previously and perhaps they left a—a base or something, which would explain why—

      If you two oafs would stop speculating, you might help me out of here! Miss Anspacher remarked in her customary snappish tone. Professor Bernardi leaped forward to obey. You don’t have to pull quite so hard! I haven’t taken root yet! She came out of the mud with a sound like two whales kissing. She brushed hopelessly at her once-white blouse and shorts. Oh, dear, I look a mess!

      Professor Bernardi did not comment, being engaged in slapping at a small winged creature—about the size of a bluejay, but looking like a cross between a bat and a mosquito—that seemed interested in taking a bite out of him. It escaped his flapping hand and flew to the top of Mortland’s sun helmet, where it glared at the professor.

      Since you seem to understand English, Miss Anspacher said to the lizard-man through a mouthful of hairpins, perhaps you will be so kind as to explain the meaning of this outrage?

      I was smitten, the alien replied suavely. Passion made me forget myself.

      Professor Bernardi looked thoughtfully at him.

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