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    How to Make Friends
    How to Make Friends
    How to Make Friends
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    How to Make Friends

    By Jim Harmon

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    Every lonely man tries to make friends. Manet just didn't know when to stop!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJovian Press
    Release dateDec 22, 2016
    ISBN9781537813929
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      How to Make Friends - Jim Harmon

      HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS

      ..................

      Jim Harmon

      JOVIAN PRESS

      Thank you for reading. If you enjoy this book, please leave a review or connect with the author.

      All rights reserved. Aside from brief quotations for media coverage and reviews, no part of this book may be reproduced or distributed in any form without the author’s permission. Thank you for supporting authors and a diverse, creative culture by purchasing this book and complying with copyright laws.

      Copyright © 2016 by Jim Harmon

      Interior design by Pronoun

      Distribution by Pronoun

      TABLE OF CONTENTS

      HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS

      HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS

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      William Manet was alone.

      In the beginning, he had seen many advantages to being alone. It would give him an unprecedented opportunity to once and for all correlate loneliness to the point of madness, to see how long it would take him to start slavering and clawing the pin-ups from the magazines, to begin teaching himself classes in philosophy consisting of interminable lectures to a bored and captive audience of one.

      He would be able to measure the qualities of peace and decide whether it was really better than war, he would be able to get as fat and as dirty as he liked, he would be able to live more like an animal and think more like a god than any man for generations.

      But after a shorter time than he expected, it all got to be a tearing bore.

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