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The days of grocery store Good Old Foods are at its end, and now the employees wish to celebrate it's going out of business with a little bit of destructive mayhem.
Thomas M. Willett
I'm a writer based out of Long Beach, CA who enjoys movies, TV, and getting inside your head.
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Last Minute Deals - Thomas M. Willett
LAST MINUTE DEALS
BY:
THOMAS M. WILLETT
© Thomas M. Willett, 2018
Smashwords Edition
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by Thomas M. Willett
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Dedication
To begin, I would like to apologize if my delay has been a little long, as I assure you that I’ve been busy with life. I am also currently working on a bigger story that I hope to have done in a couple of months and out for you fine readers. For now, I thought that I would write this story which was inspired by a recent trip to a grocery store. As I walked in, I discovered that most of the shelves were empty because they were going out of business. This got me thinking about a hypothetical situation in which there exists a world where there are no rules because everyone has been fired and the building will be torn down. I admit that I took some liberties from what would likely happen, but I like to think of this as a study of how order prevails even in the face of chaos. This story is dedicated to those trying to find balance in your life. I hope that you find it.
*Author’s Note: The people and events depicted in Last Minute Deals are fictitious. Any resemblance to reality is coincidental.
Praise for Thomas M. Willett
BUT DAD NEVER LISTENED TO DANNY BROWN
What a fantastic creation this book is. A young man who is starting to realize that his earlier years that were spent as a some times troubled some times care youth are over. It is time to make more mature decisions. A great example of today's social urban life styles. I did not want this short story to end. I wanted it to continue to explore this youth's new realizations and life in his new future.
4/5 stars - rucrazy
"A very interesting read, well written. It sounds like a teaser for a novel; I would have liked it to continue through life...he gets a job, marries,