How to Make Friends
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How to Make Friends - Jim Harmon
HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS
Jim Harmon
OZYMANDIAS PRESS
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HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS
HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS
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William Manet was alone.
In the beginning, he had seen many advantages to being alone. It would give him an unprecedented opportunity to once and for all correlate loneliness to the point of madness, to see how long it would take him to start slavering and clawing the pin-ups from the magazines, to begin teaching himself classes in philosophy consisting of interminable lectures to a bored and captive audience of one.
He would be able to measure the qualities of peace and decide whether it was really better than war, he would be able to get as fat and as dirty as he liked, he would be able to live more like an animal and think more like a god than any man for generations.
But after a shorter time than he expected, it all got to be a tearing bore.