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    Break a Leg
    Break a Leg
    Break a Leg
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    Break a Leg

    By Jim Harmon

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    The man worth while couldn't be allowed to smile ... if he ever laughed at himself, the entire ship and crew were as good as dead!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJovian Press
    Release dateOct 22, 2016
    ISBN9781537802466
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      Break a Leg - Jim Harmon

      BREAK A LEG

      ..................

      Jim Harmon

      JOVIAN PRESS

      Thank you for reading. If you enjoy this book, please leave a review or connect with the author.

      All rights reserved. Aside from brief quotations for media coverage and reviews, no part of this book may be reproduced or distributed in any form without the author’s permission. Thank you for supporting authors and a diverse, creative culture by purchasing this book and complying with copyright laws.

      Copyright © 2016 by Jim Harmon

      Interior design by Pronoun

      Distribution by Pronoun

      TABLE OF CONTENTS

      BREAK A LEG

      BREAK A LEG

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      IF THERE IS ANYTHING I am afraid of, and there probably is, it is having a rookie Accident Prone, half-starved from the unemployment lines, aboard my spaceship. They are always so anxious to please. They remember what it is like to live in a rathole behind an apartment house furnace eating day-old bread and wilted vegetables, which doesn’t compare favorably to the Admiralty-style staterooms and steak and caviar they draw down in the Exploration Service.

      You may wonder why anybody should make things so pleasant for a grownup who can’t walk a city block without tripping over his own feet and who has a very low life expectancy on Earth due to the automobiles they are constantly stepping in front of and the live wires they are fond of picking up so the street won’t be littered.

      The Admiralty, however, is a very thorough group of men. Before they open a planet to colonization or even fraternization, they insist on knowing just what they are up against.

      Accident Prones can find out what is wrong with a planet as easily as falling off a log, which they will if there is one lonely tree on the whole world. A single pit of quicksand on a veritable Eden of a planet and a Prone will be knee-deep in it within an hour of blastdown. If an alien race will smile patronizingly on your heroic attempts at genocide, but be offended into a murderous religious frenzy if you blow your nose, you can take the long end of the odds that the Prone will almost immediately catch a cold.

      All of this is properly recorded for the next expedition in the Admiralty files, and if it’s any

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