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    How to Survive Being a Cat Owner: Tongue-In-Cheek Advice and Cheeky Illustrations about Being a Cat Owner
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    How to Survive Being a Cat Owner: Tongue-In-Cheek Advice and Cheeky Illustrations about Being a Cat Owner

    By Mike Haskins and Clive Whichelow

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    About this ebook

    Cats are cuddly, furry, purry and loveable. They also happen to be the keepers of their own destiny – and utterly untrainable. So, if you’re going to make it as a cat owner, you’re going to need survival skills:

    Reassure yourself: You’ll never have a more loyal companion (as long as you’re feeding it)

    Think positively: If the cat claws holes in your curtains, at least it wasn’t your legs.

    This mischievous little book will help see you through your years as a cat owner with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSummersdale Publishers Ltd
    Release dateApr 12, 2018
    ISBN9781786856579
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    How to Survive Being a Cat Owner: Tongue-In-Cheek Advice and Cheeky Illustrations about Being a Cat Owner
    Author

    Mike Haskins

    Mike Haskins is an author and scriptwriter. On TV and radio he has provided material for the likes of Steve Coogan, Simon Pegg, Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis and Griff Rhys Jones with whom he has worked for over 20 years. He has written over 50 books including the bestselling joke collection Man Walks Into a Bar. He lives in the north-west of England where he regularly enjoys drinks and tall tales with a group of ageing amateur cricketers.

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