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    Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2013
    Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2013
    Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2013
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    Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2013

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    An album of Harlowe Pilgrim's short, humor, and short humor works, all published in 2013 and featured in Harlowe Pilgrim's Cock and Bull Blog and other questionable (I mean, fine) outlets. The material included herein is intended for adult readers only. So under 18 years old--don't tell your parents. (That was a joke.)

    "Wise Ass Crackers" "Harlowe Pilgrim's 'Twas Halloween Night" "Get Naked for Valentine's" ... and more! (Adults-Only Humor)

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarlowe Pilgrim
    Release dateOct 12, 2014
    ISBN9780985450199
    Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2013
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    Harlowe Pilgrim

    Humorist and storyteller.Author of the novels Jesus Vs. Santa, Superhero Story, Superhero Story 2, and the ebooks Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2012, 2013, and 2014.Proprietor of Harlowe Pilgrim's Cock and Bull Blog (mucho adults-only humor and other writing) and Harlowe Pilgrim's Superhero Story Blog (material appropriate for all ages).

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      Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2013 - Harlowe Pilgrim

      Harlowe Pilgrim's Oh My Words! 2013

      By Harlowe Pilgrim

      Copyright 2014 Cock and Bull Publishing, LLC

      All Rights Reserved

      ISBN 978-0-9854501-9-9

      Smashwords Edition

      Also by Harlowe Pilgrim, discover the Adults-only humor novel Jesus Vs. Santa, and the exciting Young-adult novel Superhero Story, at Smashwords.com and in print at most online retailers, including www.cockandbullpublishing.com. And Harlowe Pilgrim’s Oh My Words! 2012, available in ebook only.

      Smashwords Edition, License Notes

      Thank you for downloading this free ebook. You are welcome to share it with your friends. This book may be reproduced, copied and distributed for non-commercial purposes, provided the book remains in its complete original form. If you enjoyed this book, please return to Smashwords.com to discover other works by this author. Thank you for your support.

      Introduction

      The following is an album of Harlowe Pilgrim’s short, humor, and short humor works, all published in 2013 and featured in Harlowe Pilgrim’s Cock and Bull Blog and other questionable (I mean, fine) outlets. The material included herein is intended for adult readers only. So under 18 years old—don’t tell your parents. (That was a joke.)

      Table of Contents

      Wise Ass Crackers

      The Twins' Panties

      The Small Ball Steroid League

      It's Enough to Piss Off The Pope

      Just One Suck

      Don't Eat Me Bad

      Harlowe Pilgrim's 'Twas Halloween Night

      Horse's Arse

      Dyslexic Love

      Eating Your Moms

      Baby it's Friggin' Cold Outside

      Classified Blonde

      Get Naked for Valentine’s

      Fill ‘er Up!

      Twice the Oral

      You Say You Want a Resolution?

      Wise Ass Crackers

      Thank you, history, for the orgy of wise words you’ve kept for us, stowed deep and wide in your voluminous anals.

      Wisdom (like knowing how to spell ‘annals’) is always a precious commodity … especially these days, when we’re bereft of common sense.

      If you can’t have common sense, you might as well at least have some wisdom.

      It’s like wearing a mini skirt without panties, on a windy day.

      You’re essentially exposed and vulnerable ... but even a just a little rustling fabric might still be enough to keep your ass from getting sunburned.

      Something’s better than nothing.

      Now, wise as these wise old words, bestowed

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