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    James Blond - Stockport is too Much

    By Terry Ravenscroft

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    Imagine if James Bond author Ian Fleming had lost several of his marbles and been given a sense of humour along with his action/adventure writing skills and you will get some idea of where Terry Ravenscroft’s James Blond – Stockport is too Much is coming from. If not going to.
    Compared to foiling the plans of countless power-hungry villains bent on world domination the bringing to book of the evil Dr Goldnojaws, who only wants to dominate humble Stockport, shouldn’t present too much of a problem for James Blond. However in addition to taking on Goldnojaws and his evil sidekick BloJob, the secret agent has to wrestle with a prostate problem, so things aren’t as straightforward as he would have liked. To make matters worse Blond Girls Pisa Vass, Divine Bottom, Gloria Snockers and Ava Shag aren’t as forthcoming with their favours as he has come to expect.
    We join the rip-roaring adventure with Goldnojaws, having seized Stockport, making plans to dominate the rest of the world. Can Blond stop him whilst still finding time to have a pee every twenty minutes? And get laid again, once in a while?
    As gripping as Sean Connery’s toupe adhesive, as exciting as Daniel Craig’s swimming trunks, James Blond -Stockport is too Much is a bigger page turner than a homosexual king.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRazzamatazz Publications
    Release dateApr 14, 2018
    ISBN9781386709305
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    James Blond - Stockport is too Much
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    Terry Ravenscroft

    The day after Terry Ravenscroft threw in his mundane factory job to become a television comedy scriptwriter he was involved in a car accident which left him unable to turn his head. Since then he has never looked back. Before they took him away he wrote scripts for Les Dawson, The Two Ronnies, Morecambe and Wise, Alas Smith and Jones, Not the Nine O'Clock News, Ken Dodd, Roy Hudd, and several others. He also wrote the award-winning BBC radio series Star Terk Two. He now writes humorous books, 20 thus far with no signs of letting up. Three of them, Stairlift to Heaven, Dear Coca-Cola and Dear Air 2000 were in the top ten of the Kindle Best Sellers list at the same time. His latest novel is Serial Killer, his latest non-fiction book is the autobiographical Stairlift to Heaven 4 - Still Hanging On. Born in New Mills, Derbyshire, England in 1938, he still lives there with his girlfriend, Divine Bottom (in his dreams).

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