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    One Man-Eating Muskadore Gone To Wherever They Go
    The Man-Eating Muskadores Of The Ottawa Valley
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    The Man-Eating Muskadores Series

    By Robert E Vonne

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    About this series

    Second and last in the Man-Eating Muskadore series.
    If I never see another one, I'll die happy. Those things are vengeful SOB's - at times, I thought I was cracking up, always on the run from them. But early this morning, I packed a shovel in my car, and headed out to the old barn near Carp, where my dad Wib fought and killed one over fifty years ago. Maybe I was lucky, or maybe I saw evidence of Divine intervention today...I'll leave it to the reader to decide.
    All I know now is what it feels like to be a man, at last. Proud. Confident. No more irrational fears of injury and death. It's no big deal to other people, but when you reach mature adulthood - manhood, in my case - you can just let go of so much you had needlessly been carrying, put your feet up, and have a beer with the top off.
    You can make use of your adversities, or you can hide from them, and never become a mature adult. I'm sure everyone can agree to that.
    Strictly speaking, no adult-only content, but maybe parental guidance would be an idea for younger kids.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRobert E Vonne
    Release dateJan 20, 2013
    One Man-Eating Muskadore Gone To Wherever They Go
    The Man-Eating Muskadores Of The Ottawa Valley

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    • 1

      The Man-Eating Muskadores Of The Ottawa Valley
      The Man-Eating Muskadores Of The Ottawa Valley

      The Man-Eating Muskadores Of The Ottawa Valley

      Robert E Vonne
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      Our first impulse when our bravery is tested by an overwhelmingly advantaged opponent is to turn and flee. But you can't just keep running, and running, and running. That's what my dad Wib discovered in his encounters with them. In the woods up and down the line of the Ottawa Valley dwell creatures so fierce in battle, so fearsome of fighting skills, and so addicted to the taste of human flesh, you might as well say your prayers if you ever meet one. The one good thing out of all this is that I've discovered, late in life, that I am a man, after all.

      Our first impulse when our bravery is tested by an overwhelmingly advantaged opponent is to turn and flee. But you can't just keep running, and running, and running. That's what my dad Wib discovered in his encounters with them. In the woods up and down the line of the Ottawa Valley dwell creatures so fierce in battle, so fearsome of fighting skills, and so addicted to the taste of human flesh, you might as well say your prayers if you ever meet one. The one good thing out of all this is that I've discovered, late in life, that I am a man, after all.

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      One Man-Eating Muskadore Gone To Wherever They Go
      One Man-Eating Muskadore Gone To Wherever They Go

      One Man-Eating Muskadore Gone To Wherever They Go

      Robert E Vonne
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      Second and last in the Man-Eating Muskadore series. If I never see another one, I'll die happy. Those things are vengeful SOB's - at times, I thought I was cracking up, always on the run from them. But early this morning, I packed a shovel in my car, and headed out to the old barn near Carp, where my dad Wib fought and killed one over fifty years ago. Maybe I was lucky, or maybe I saw evidence of Divine intervention today...I'll leave it to the reader to decide. All I know now is what it feels like to be a man, at last. Proud. Confident. No more irrational fears of injury and death. It's no big deal to other people, but when you reach mature adulthood - manhood, in my case - you can just let go of so much you had needlessly been carrying, put your feet up, and have a beer with the top off. You can make use of your adversities, or you can hide from them, and never become a mature adult. I'm sure everyone can agree to that. Strictly speaking, no adult-only content, but maybe parental guidance would be an idea for younger kids.

      Second and last in the Man-Eating Muskadore series. If I never see another one, I'll die happy. Those things are vengeful SOB's - at times, I thought I was cracking up, always on the run from them. But early this morning, I packed a shovel in my car, and headed out to the old barn near Carp, where my dad Wib fought and killed one over fifty years ago. Maybe I was lucky, or maybe I saw evidence of Divine intervention today...I'll leave it to the reader to decide. All I know now is what it feels like to be a man, at last. Proud. Confident. No more irrational fears of injury and death. It's no big deal to other people, but when you reach mature adulthood - manhood, in my case - you can just let go of so much you had needlessly been carrying, put your feet up, and have a beer with the top off. You can make use of your adversities, or you can hide from them, and never become a mature adult. I'm sure everyone can agree to that. Strictly speaking, no adult-only content, but maybe parental guidance would be an idea for younger kids.

    Author

    Robert E Vonne

    Robert E Vonne was born in Ottawa, Canada in 1965. He dabbles in all sorts of writing, ranging from satire to essays to poetry.He carries into his work a youthful idealism that is salted and peppered with sometimes painful experience. His mission is simple: To contribute as best he can to the times he lives in - "To make a little mark," as he puts it.A private man, this author looks forward to the day when he publishes his magnum opus - a novel that says it all about what he thinks. In the meantime, he intends to keep publishing shorter works with considerable frequency.

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