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    Zombie Man: fantasy romance
    Zombie Man: fantasy romance
    Zombie Man: fantasy romance
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    Zombie Man: fantasy romance

    By Pantson Fire

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    A wild, surprising love affair begins when Rod Crypton finds out he's a zombie. Then he joins one of their singles groups. He meets Vonzilla, a sexy female werewolf, who sometimes runs away and howls at the moon. It takes getting used to.

     

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAvantLifeGuard Books
    Release dateMay 7, 2018
    ISBN9781386631484
    Zombie Man: fantasy romance
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    Pantson Fire

    When Pantson Fire first started publishing his books, he benefitted from some amazing coincidences, like when a horse named Pants On Fire (Rosie Napravnik up) ran in the Kentucky Derby. He has had an up and down career, such as when his Canadian publisher went out of business.

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      Rom com zombie extravaganza. Rod Crypton meets a sexy female werewolf through a zombie dating site. She warns him to watch out for full moons. Her ex was a vampire.

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    Zombie Man - Pantson Fire

    Table of Contents

    Zombie Man | By: Pantsön Firè

    Zombie Man

    By: Pantsön Firè

    Copyright © MMXXIII by J. J. Brearton

    AvantLifeGuard Books

    All Rights Reserved

    Chapter One

    Rod Crypton got a gradually increasing feeling that something was wrong.

    He was losing weight—getting skinny. He had aches and pains and deep, deep lines all over his face. When he said hello to a pretty girl in an elevator, she moved away, pressed against the wall, and ran when the doors opened. He noticed that some times young women would even refuse to ride in elevators with him. No one would sit next to him on the bus.

    People in crowded bars moved away when he entered the establishment. In one place, a manager asked him to leave.

    He went to a doctor. The nurse recoiled from his presence, and was barely able to move the little weight thing that showed he was now down to 179 pounds.

    He gave a urine sample and blood. The doctor came back in—actually, a Physician’s Assistant.

    Yup, she said. You're a zombie.

    How did this happen?

    Happens to all guys your age. Get used to it.

    But get used to it he could not.

    He put ads in dating sites. He said, Not a zombie. It didn't work.

    He searched online for a life coach, but no one responded to his emails. It was like he had no life—like he didn't exist!

    Then he finally broke down after weeks and weeks of no dates.

    He listed himself on an all zombie site.

    Zombies looking for zombies—werewolves looking for zombies—zombies looking for vampires—vampires looking for werewolves—there sure was an extensive list—hey, what the hell were these vampires on the site, looking for werewolves? He had a good mind to

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