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    Just For Fun
    Just For Fun
    Just For Fun
    Ebook36 pages19 minutes

    Just For Fun

    By Mister Construed X

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    When you are taking life too seriously and you just need a break
    Reach for “Just For Fun” for Pete’s sake
    Sit on your throne; be sure to lock the door
    And double check that there’s paper before
    You make your deposit to the waters, just off the Jersey shore
    Read with pleasure then flush your troubles away
    Come out two pounds lighter and thinking,
    “Screw what they say!”

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMister Construed X
    Release dateMay 10, 2018
    ISBN9780463600702
    Just For Fun
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    Mister Construed X

    Mister Construed X; I’m a man of simple beginnings and a vivid imagination. Corrupted at a young age and polluted at some point in between; you’ll most likely find me buying a gumball at the mall with money that I stole from a fountain; blowing bubbles just for the hell of it, popping other people’s wishes in pink stickiness.Say hello at; misterconstruedX@hotmail.com

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      Book preview

      Just For Fun - Mister Construed X

      Copyright 2018 Mister Construed X (Michael S. Davis)

      Published by Smashwords

      Smashwords Edition License Notes

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your enjoyment only, then please return to Smashwords.com or your favorite retailer and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      Table of Contents:

      Strogenoff’s Chancre

      Sister’s Blister

      The Cheese Fumunda

      The Big Ragu

      Who Knows What Grows Between Their Toes

      Diddling Don

      Pandora’s Box

      Hanover’s Hangover

      Apes, Monkeys, and Baboons

      Sweaty Eddy

      Tiny Tim

      Shaved Snatches

      There’s a Fungus Among-us

      The Boy’s Locker Room

      The Girl’s Locker Room

      Doggy Style

      The itchy witchy, scratchy watchy, got a rashy book

      Prologue

      Just For Fun

      (originally written in crayon, formatted here for your reading pleasure)

      Over the loudspeaker in the waiting room the following message barks at you;

      Code Brown; Proctology Lab

      Paging Dr. Benjamin Dover

      STAT

      Dr. Ben Dover

      You’re needed for an emergency Cranial Extraction

      Please proceed STAT to the Proctology Lab

      "I must be dreaming, please stop screaming……..Steeephen"

      Chapter One; the only one

      "You’re in the

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