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    Uninvited Quests

    By Lex Wilson

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    Quest the unexpected in the World of Hyrt!

    Lucan and Manrel have a mission to slay the Dragonqueen and prevent worldwide doom. But when the hero-less squire and his oddball companion hear rumors of a legendary sword, they decide they can handle two missions. It doesn’t take long for them to realize the dungeon holding the weapon is teeming with goblins, ooze monsters, and other terrifying creatures...

    Just when everything seems lost, Lucan and Manrel stumble upon not a blade--but a powerful paladin. Sure, she’s sworn fealty to an evil god, but she may be their only hope to survive their quests. Can Lucan and Manrel convince the unstable warrior to join their side and save the world?

    Uninvited Quests is the first book in a series of comedic fantasy adventures. If you like side-splitting humor, fresh takes on familiar archetypes, and subverting typical fantasy tropes, then you’ll love Lex Wilson’s irreverent romp.

    Buy Uninvited Quests to take a fun-filled fantasy detour today!

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    Genres: sword and sorcery, coming of age, Arthurian, adventure, action-comedy, epic, high fantasy, parody, young adult

    For fans of: Discworld, Middle-earth, Prydain, Groo the Wanderer, Dragonlance, or Firefly/Serenity in an epic fantasy setting.

    Guide for Parents: PG13-ish; humor is rarely crude.
    Explicit Language: Mild.
    Explicit Content: Mild. The existence of sex is mentioned, but not described.
    Violence: Mild to Medium, with the occasional dragon stabbing.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLex Wilson
    Release dateMay 23, 2018
    ISBN9780463476093
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    Uninvited Quests
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    Lex Wilson

    Lex Wilson is an author in North Carolina. He was one of the writers on the critically acclaimed console video game Life is Strange: Before the Storm (Deck Nine/Square Enix). Publisher's Weekly has praised his "sharp ear for dialogue," and Locus Magazine called him a "promising new writer." His stories have won the Eagle Award in comics and Writers of the Future in science fiction prose, with work appearing in Asimov's, Analog, Outlaw Territory II (Image Comics), The Florida Review, and elsewhere. He's originally from northern Ohio. You might know him as "Alex." SIDEQUEST: The Adventure Begets is his debut novel.

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