365 Reasons Why I'm Too Late For Work
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Are you someone who's always running late for work? Is your boss getting fed up with your generic explanations like, "I was stuck in traffic" or "I was having car troubles"? If you need to spice up your repertoire of excuses, '365 Reasons Why I'm Too Late For Work' is a must have in your arsenal of deceit. Is your boss suspicious of your latest half-assed attempt to explain your tardiness? Then hit him with a new excuse he's sure to never see coming. Try this on for size, "I got stuck in the bathtub." Or how about, "I drove the wrong way. My GPS hung upside down in my car." With a wide range of clever explanations, you have a new one to try out every day. Sure, it's not recommended to burn one every day and show up late for work for a flat year, but no one's judging.
As a warning to readers, the elaborate phrases in this book are not confirmed to exonerate your tardiness. Some are valid, boss-proof ideas that should get you off the hook, while others will test your boss's patience and sense of humor. Does your boss not possess a single humorous bone in his body? Well, excuse away at your own risk. This book does not guarantee you'll keep your job, but hey, you had a laugh, and in the end, that's what life's all about. And truthfully, how can you pass attempting a gem like, "I couldn't find a parking spot, so I've parked my car back at home and came by foot." So, embrace your tardiness with a little flair of creativity with '365 Reasons Why I'm Too Late For Work'. You'll never regret it. Well, unless you lose your job. But you probably won't... right?
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365 Reasons Why I'm Too Late For Work - Ingeborg Stinissen
365 Reasons Why I'm Too Late For Work
Ingeborg Stinissen
Published by Ingeborg Stinissen, 2018.
While every precaution has been taken in the preparation of this book, the publisher assumes no responsibility for errors or omissions, or for damages resulting from the use of the information contained herein.
365 REASONS WHY I'M TOO LATE FOR WORK
First edition. April 15, 2018.
Copyright © 2018 Ingeborg Stinissen.
Written by Ingeborg Stinissen.
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1. The train ticket machines were out of order and there were long lines at the ticket offices.
2. Someone fell between the train and the platform during boarding. It took a while before that person could be released.
3. I had to send a quick text to my kids, but I couldn’t do that while driving, right?!
4. My child forgot his lunch at home. I decided to bring it to him.
5. I hooked my sleeve on the door handle and had to search for a new sweater.
6. I didn’t know what to wear today.
7. My hair got stuck in the curling iron.
8. I missed my train because I was flirting with the counter clerk and lost track of time.
9. I took a different road to work.
10. The GPS suddenly changed the language.
11. I was kissing my sweetheart on the bus and missed my stop.
12. My child found my sex toys in the closet and wouldn’t give them to me. I had to negotiate