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    Unspoken Rules of the Bathroom: A Practical Guide for the Modern Girl
    Unspoken Rules of the Bathroom: A Practical Guide for the Modern Girl
    Unspoken Rules of the Bathroom: A Practical Guide for the Modern Girl
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    Unspoken Rules of the Bathroom: A Practical Guide for the Modern Girl

    By Gagatha Christie

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    NEW, from the author of best selling "Hot Lunch," comes Unspoken Rules of the Bathroom: A Practical Guide for the Modern Girl.

    Girls will do brash and drastic things to distract you from a fart. A girl will throw herself down the stairs if it muffles the sound or makes you think that the fart was just the sound of her skull bouncing off of the hardwood floor. A girl will leave her apartment and run three stories down the stairwell to fart (I suspected my roommate freshman year of doing this). A girl will hold a finger to her naked butthole to mute the fart (I wish I could remember what dark corner of the internet I read this on).

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGagatha Christie
    Release dateJun 17, 2015
    ISBN9781311404459
    Unspoken Rules of the Bathroom: A Practical Guide for the Modern Girl
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    Gagatha Christie

    Gagatha Christie is the author of surly and silly short fiction. With works ranging from the subversive to the sinful, Gagatha aims to explore modern issues, popular culture, and the limits of the human body.

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