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Animal Jokes
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Did you ever wonder what the difference is between a fish and a piano, or what you call a sleeping cow? Young readers will enjoy a clever and creative selection of riddles and jokes related to four-legged, feathered, and finned creatures.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5This is a hillarious books of jokes about animals. The illustrations are just as funny, because it shows the different animals in a fuuny setting. I would use this when talking about different animals.
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