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    Last Christmas Skid Marks: A Very Skid Marks Christmas
    This Christmas Skid Marks: A Very Skid Marks Christmas, #2
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    A Very Skid Marks Christmas Series

    By April Ryder

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    About this series

    Worst. Christmas. EVER >.<

    Before Paul left Hayley for a blonde stick insect and a job in Wellington, he and Hayley—mostly Hayley—liked to host Christmas lunch. Join them for the Christmas before the pancakes hit the fan—in the book One Skid Mark—and enjoy a festive southern hemisphere Christmas lunch with Hayley's dysfunctional yet loveable family—and Paul.

    Hilarity ensues as Hayley hosts the Christmas lunch from hell. Whatever can go wrong, will on what should be the jolliest day of the year!

    A Fun BBW Christmas Short


    "You know what pisses me off the most about Christmas? I'll tell you. It's all that northern hemisphere crap. The snow, the roaring fires, and being trapped inside with family you choose not to see at any other time of the year. Here in New Zealand it's summer and that's not weird to us, only to you if you're from the 'north.' So get used to seeing Santa with a surfboard, Rudolph with a sunburn, and a fricken Kiwi on top of my goddamn Christmas tree! Oh and pancakes for brekkie!"
    — Hayley

    Warning: This story is set in New Zealand and is therefore written in New Zealand English.

    This short Christmas fiction is a prequel story to the wildly popular Skid Marks series. A romantic roller derby comedy that revolves around Hayley (the BBW heroine) who joins the local derby team in the fictional town of Selby, New Zealand.

    Please note: there is no roller derby in this book and very little romance, as it is a prequel and short Christmas story.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPlutoid Press
    Release dateJun 22, 2018
    Last Christmas Skid Marks: A Very Skid Marks Christmas
    This Christmas Skid Marks: A Very Skid Marks Christmas, #2

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      This Christmas Skid Marks: A Very Skid Marks Christmas, #2
      This Christmas Skid Marks: A Very Skid Marks Christmas, #2

      This Christmas Skid Marks: A Very Skid Marks Christmas, #2

      April Ryder
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      Worst. Christmas. EVER >.< The roller derby season is over and it's time for Christmas. As usual, Hayley is determined to have the perfect Christmas lunch for her dysfunctional yet lovable family and her new boyfriend. She also has a new tree, and while unable to afford her usual southern hemisphere-specific decorations, has made her own. Hilarity ensues as Hayley tries to put last year's disaster behind her, but as usual her family work against her in their not-so-subtle ways. Whatever could have gone wrong last year but didn't, does this year! Ho ho ho Merry Skid Marks Christmas! "I'm not looking forward to spending time with my mother. I haven't even talked to her since Dad kicked her out of the hospital for what she did to me. How could she be so selfish? I'm just glad that my dad and Grandma will be there to act as blockers—huh, that's a roller derby pun, get it? Oh and my new boyfriend will be there too. He's so hot... I've been sure to drop heaps of subtle—and not to subtle—hints that pancakes for brekkie are a Christmas tradition. I don't care what you think, they are so too!" — Hayley Approximately: 6,500 words. Warning: This story is set in New Zealand and is therefore written in New Zealand English. This short Christmas fiction is set after the events of Four Skid Marks from the wildly popular Skid Marksseries. A romantic roller derby comedy that revolves around Hayley (the BBW heroine) who joins the local derby team in the fictional town of Selby, New Zealand. Please note: there is no roller derby in this book and very little romance, as it is a short Christmas disaster story.

      Worst. Christmas. EVER >.< The roller derby season is over and it's time for Christmas. As usual, Hayley is determined to have the perfect Christmas lunch for her dysfunctional yet lovable family and her new boyfriend. She also has a new tree, and while unable to afford her usual southern hemisphere-specific decorations, has made her own. Hilarity ensues as Hayley tries to put last year's disaster behind her, but as usual her family work against her in their not-so-subtle ways. Whatever could have gone wrong last year but didn't, does this year! Ho ho ho Merry Skid Marks Christmas! "I'm not looking forward to spending time with my mother. I haven't even talked to her since Dad kicked her out of the hospital for what she did to me. How could she be so selfish? I'm just glad that my dad and Grandma will be there to act as blockers—huh, that's a roller derby pun, get it? Oh and my new boyfriend will be there too. He's so hot... I've been sure to drop heaps of subtle—and not to subtle—hints that pancakes for brekkie are a Christmas tradition. I don't care what you think, they are so too!" — Hayley Approximately: 6,500 words. Warning: This story is set in New Zealand and is therefore written in New Zealand English. This short Christmas fiction is set after the events of Four Skid Marks from the wildly popular Skid Marksseries. A romantic roller derby comedy that revolves around Hayley (the BBW heroine) who joins the local derby team in the fictional town of Selby, New Zealand. Please note: there is no roller derby in this book and very little romance, as it is a short Christmas disaster story.

    • Last Christmas Skid Marks: A Very Skid Marks Christmas
      Last Christmas Skid Marks: A Very Skid Marks Christmas

      Last Christmas Skid Marks: A Very Skid Marks Christmas

      April Ryder
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      Worst. Christmas. EVER >.< Before Paul left Hayley for a blonde stick insect and a job in Wellington, he and Hayley—mostly Hayley—liked to host Christmas lunch. Join them for the Christmas before the pancakes hit the fan—in the book One Skid Mark—and enjoy a festive southern hemisphere Christmas lunch with Hayley's dysfunctional yet loveable family—and Paul. Hilarity ensues as Hayley hosts the Christmas lunch from hell. Whatever can go wrong, will on what should be the jolliest day of the year! A Fun BBW Christmas Short "You know what pisses me off the most about Christmas? I'll tell you. It's all that northern hemisphere crap. The snow, the roaring fires, and being trapped inside with family you choose not to see at any other time of the year. Here in New Zealand it's summer and that's not weird to us, only to you if you're from the 'north.' So get used to seeing Santa with a surfboard, Rudolph with a sunburn, and a fricken Kiwi on top of my goddamn Christmas tree! Oh and pancakes for brekkie!" — Hayley Warning: This story is set in New Zealand and is therefore written in New Zealand English. This short Christmas fiction is a prequel story to the wildly popular Skid Marks series. A romantic roller derby comedy that revolves around Hayley (the BBW heroine) who joins the local derby team in the fictional town of Selby, New Zealand. Please note: there is no roller derby in this book and very little romance, as it is a prequel and short Christmas story.

      Worst. Christmas. EVER >.< Before Paul left Hayley for a blonde stick insect and a job in Wellington, he and Hayley—mostly Hayley—liked to host Christmas lunch. Join them for the Christmas before the pancakes hit the fan—in the book One Skid Mark—and enjoy a festive southern hemisphere Christmas lunch with Hayley's dysfunctional yet loveable family—and Paul. Hilarity ensues as Hayley hosts the Christmas lunch from hell. Whatever can go wrong, will on what should be the jolliest day of the year! A Fun BBW Christmas Short "You know what pisses me off the most about Christmas? I'll tell you. It's all that northern hemisphere crap. The snow, the roaring fires, and being trapped inside with family you choose not to see at any other time of the year. Here in New Zealand it's summer and that's not weird to us, only to you if you're from the 'north.' So get used to seeing Santa with a surfboard, Rudolph with a sunburn, and a fricken Kiwi on top of my goddamn Christmas tree! Oh and pancakes for brekkie!" — Hayley Warning: This story is set in New Zealand and is therefore written in New Zealand English. This short Christmas fiction is a prequel story to the wildly popular Skid Marks series. A romantic roller derby comedy that revolves around Hayley (the BBW heroine) who joins the local derby team in the fictional town of Selby, New Zealand. Please note: there is no roller derby in this book and very little romance, as it is a prequel and short Christmas story.

    Author

    April Ryder

    Rock star, catwalk model, ventriloquist—April Ryder is none of these things. She is, however, a BBW housewife looking to spice up her sex life with her hardworking and supportive BBM (is that even a thing?) husband. April enjoys living on the beach and plans to further explore her sexy, sensual side writing romance.

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