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    I'll Never Listen to You Again!
    I'll Never Listen to You Again!
    I'll Never Listen to You Again!
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    I'll Never Listen to You Again!

    By Andrew, G Faniku

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    Two boys, one stove and several matchsticks ... what could possibly go wrong?

    At ten years old, Taiwo desperately wants to be a big boy, but the local kiosk won’t sell him cigarettes. After eating beans every day for several weeks, his twin brother, Kehinde, would rather eat sand.

    One afternoon, these mischievous twins find themselves home alone with the chance smoke things their way. But what will they learn from their crazy experiments?

    A tale of sibling rivalry with cautionary lessons on cause and effect.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAndrew, G Faniku
    Release dateJun 22, 2018
    ISBN9780463131749
    I'll Never Listen to You Again!
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    Andrew, G Faniku

    Who better to write stories on twin rivalry than Andrew? Andrew is a twin, was born by a twin, and he grew up in Ile-Ife, a small town in western Nigeria, an area documented by the BBC World Service as having the highest twinning rate in the world. Andrew loves painting with acrylics and his art has been featured in local exhibitions. He has a sweet tooth, and he's picked up a Snickers bar for lunch on several afternoons and rationalized that the chocolate bar has only 250 calories and its caffeine will keep him sharp and productive. Andrew currently lives with his wife and two daughters in Texas, where he works as a pediatrician.

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      I'll Never Listen to You Again! - Andrew, G Faniku

      I’LL NEVER LISTEN

      TO YOU AGAIN!

      by

      ANDREW G. FANIKU

      Smashwords Edition

      I’ll Never Listen to You Again!

      Published by Andrew Faniku at Smashwords

      Copyright © 2018 Andrew Faniku

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