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    Bible Dogs: Famous Canines in the Bible
    Bible Dogs: Famous Canines in the Bible
    Bible Dogs: Famous Canines in the Bible
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    Bible Dogs: Famous Canines in the Bible

    By David Tamiran and David Winter

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    This amusing cartoon/humor book, with its 60 rich and inventive illustrations, is based on the secret "C" or "Canine Text" ( 'Calev' in Hebrew) of the Dead Sea Scrolls and the Da Vinci Canine Code. It will appeal to Dog Lovers, Bible Lovers, Children, and to anyone with a basic sense of humor "...We are not the 'Chosen' Species."
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisheriUniverse
    Release dateAug 10, 2000
    ISBN9781450250481
    Bible Dogs: Famous Canines in the Bible
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    David Tamiran

    David Tamiran is the author of DOGS ARE HUMAN TOO! - www.dogsarehumantoo.com - and SUPERRABBI -www.superrabbi.com; In his spare time, he designs and markets humorous Canine and SUPERRABBI T-shirts and posters.

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      Bible Dogs - David Tamiran

      Bible Dogs

      Famous Canines in the Bible

      All Rights Reserved © 1999, 2000 by David Tamiran

      No part of this book may be used or reproduced by any means, graphic, electronic, or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, taping or by any information storage retrieval system without the written permission of the publisher except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews.

      Authors Choice Press an imprint of iUniverse, Inc.

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      Because of the dynamic nature of the Internet, any Web addresses or links contained in this book may have changed since publication and may no longer be valid. The views expressed in this work are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher, and the publisher hereby disclaims any responsibility for them.

      Originally published by Press-Tige Publishing

      ISBN: 978-0-595-12257-8 (sc)

      ISBN: 918-1-4502-5048-1 (ebk)

      Contents

      Part 1 In the Beginning

      Chapter 1 Adam and Eve

      Creation of the Dog

      Blessing of the Dog

      Dog Meets Man

      Creation of Woman

      Original Sin

      Retribution

      Expulsion From the Garden

      Chapter 2 Cain and Abel

      The First Crime

      Part II The Wrath of God

      Chapter 3 Noah and the ark

      Designing the Ark

      Construction of the Ark

      Selection of the Animals

      Passing the Time

      Looking for Land

      Land Ahoy!

      Rainbow

      Chapter 4 Tower of Babelonia

      Part III The Covenant

      Chapter 5 Abraham

      Departing Haran

      The Three Angels

      Chapter 6 Isaac

      Rebekah at the Well

      Chapter 7 Jacob

      Jacob and Esau

      Selling the birthright

      Isaac Blesses Jacob

      Jacob’s Dream

      Jacob and Rachel

      Jacob Wrestles Angel

      Part IV Exile

      Chapter 8 The Story of Joseph

      Joseph’s Multi-Colored Neon Coat

      Joseph Sold to Koreans

      A Slave in Egypt

      In the Jailhouse

      Pharaoh’s Nightmare

      Joseph: Ruler of Egypt

      Brothers Visit Joseph

      Joseph Meets Benjamin

      Joseph Reveals Identity

      Part V Exodus

      Chapter 9 Moses and the Eleven Commandments

      Moses in the River

      Saved by Pharaoh’s daughter

      The Burning Hanukkah Bush

      Moses and Aaron visit Pharoah

      The Eleven Plagues

      Children of Israel Depart Egypt

      Crossing the Red Sea

      Rye Bread from Heaven

      Soda from the Rock

      The Eleven Commandments

      The Golden Dog

      Chapter 10 Joshua

      Joshua Send Spies

      Fall of Jericho

      Part VI In The Promised Land

      Chapter 11 Samson

      Samson Wrestles Lion

      Samson and Delilah

      Samson’s Revenge

      Chapter 12 David

      David Meets Saul

      David and Goliath

      David: King of Israel

      David and Bathsheba

      Chapter 13 Solomon

      Solomon’s Wisdom

      Building the Temple

      Queen of Sheba

      Note

      This book is based on the secret C or Canine Text of the Dead Sea Scrolls-ancient Biblical and Messianic texts, shedding light on Biblical Judaism, and the birth of Christianity. It was found hidden in the basement of the Israel Museum

      Part 1

      In the Beginning

      ...and God saw that the dog was good.

      Chapter 1

      Adam and Eve

      Creation of the Dog

      And on the eighth day God saw that something was wrong; that man, the most heavenly of creatures was far from perfect.¹* And God said:

      Let us create a more noble and selfless being, one closer to our own image.

      And so it was: God created the dog.

      ¹ * Man was a complete idiot.

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